im slowly becoming obsessed with Tango

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HELP I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING HIM AS THIS HOT ANIME BOY SOMEBODY STOP ME-

aHem, so welcome to Midnight Thoughts, aka Tango Tek Thoughts

-Tango and Ren tag team hermits, flirting and complimenting them until they're just a melting puddle of blushes

-Tango constantly harasses Zed with flirts and Impulse casually wraps a lead around him and ties Tango to a fence post

-Tango has no sense of direction and gets lost even when he's using a map AND a compass

-hehehehehee genderbent Tango hehehehee-

-wait, if Tango's a demon hybrid... and hybrid's go into heat... but Tango is already stupidly horny as it is... oh god Zed and Impulse ya'll better run for the sake of your poor asses

-d... does Zed go into heat?? I mean I headcanon him as an enderman hybrid, but i honestly can't see him having some sort of sex drive... maybe he was like, friends with the Watchers and they gave him some jewelry or some shit that stops him from going into heat??? idk exactly

-Tango and his many dance related named relatives (say hi to Floss, Orange Justice, and Default, the triplets! don't forget their younger brother, Dab!)

-Floss is the only sister, Orange Justice is trying to keep things together???, Default is being a mess and being a dumb, and Dab is just trying to be aggressively cute

-*laughs in " i feel like the song "Kill The Queen" would really work for Tango idk why tho"*

-core concept: EX has white hair because of the Watchers and is secretly M and Silver's younger brother (hence the red eyes)

-Tango in a bikini??? Zed in a bikini??? and i would say Impulse, but i seriously can't imagine him in one

-Tango angst??? ya'll can suggest because i can't think of anything rn

in conclusion, Tango is a hot anime boy who i am starting to fall in love with because he's such a kinky bastard, but also a lovable dumbass 💕

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