When one unfortunate match sees English Premier League side Tottenham Hotspur lose two of their most important strikers, they are forced into finding a temporary replacement which comes in the form of 16 year old (Y/n) (L/n).
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I paced back and forth, panicking about not knowing what to wear, I then decided to call someone to help. After 20 minutes, they arrived. "Ok we're here!" Son said "What should we do?" Dele asked "Get the colours sorted for (Y/n), I feel like he is a full black type of person, or maybe red." "Wait, Son you brought some of the guys, I thought it was just you." I said "(Y/n), you'll soon find out why I need way more than just myself."
The guys who were there were Son, Dele, Erik (Lamela) and Paulo. Erik took a picture of me with his iPad and started editing it. Meanwhile Dele was taking measurements of my waist size and leg length. "Son, What the hell is going on? I just needed help with a simple suit, not this. And what the hell is Erik doing with the iPad?" "There is no way I'm letting you go on a date in a high end restaurant with as you say 'a simple suit', I'm not letting you embarrass yourself. Now let everyone do their work and just stay still." "Wait what, I didn't say it was a date." I say, nervously "It's obvious, don't bother trying to lie." Dele laughed "Argh Whatever, tell anyone else and you guys are dead." "Aw, little (Y/n) is going on his first real date." Paulo said while taking out cologne bottles "It's not my first, you know what nevermind"
After Dele took my measurements, he went to a suitcase full of suits and took out the ones which had the right sizes. "You has that many different size suits?" I asked him "Yeah, normally I eat more unhealthy stuff in the summer when the season ends so I tend to gain weight around then, so I bought more than just one size for suits." Dele said "That's actually good advice, I need to remember that one." "What colour tie do you want?" He asked "I'll go with red please." "Good choice."
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Dele then stepped back and took a look at his work and he smiled proudly "Ok I'm done, Erik your turn." "Ok, alright now I have a few ideas for your hair, are you a gel type of person or not?" Erik asked me "I prefer no gel but I don't mind." "Ok that eliminates option 5, 2 and 7." Erik spoke to himself while messing around with the iPad After a minute he looks back up and smirks "Perfect." He whispers to himself
Erik then took out a hairdryer and a comb and started getting to work on my hair, while he did that, Paulo started to ask me some questions "So (Y/n), tell me what type of girl is she?" "What?" "Your girlfriend, what type of girl is she?" He asked "For starters she is either cute or aggressive normally in terms of her mood." "Cute? Maybe something with cinnamon. But aggressive? Maybe lavender, no I need more details. Is she cool or boring?" "She's cool most of the time." "Ok, so maybe something with mint." "Is all this really necessary? I could've just sprayed some Lynx." (Pretty sure Lynx is the UK equivalent of Axe) "Oh (Y/n) you have so much to learn, so what things does she like?" "She likes her home which is Korea, she also likes hanging out with her friends, Oh and teddy bears." "I see, still soft with the teddies then, something with vanilla probably. And going out with friends mean excitement so maybe orange." "Do you have a life other than doing this?" I asked and laughed "You'll laugh now but you'll be like us one day." Paulo replies "No way."
"Ok I think I've found the perfect cologne." He said, taking a bottle out of a bag "What is it?" "Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, it has top notes including Mint and heart notes including lavender, orange and cinnamon whilst also having a vanilla base note." "Jeez, that's pretty accurate according to what you were saying." "Yep." A few minutes after Paulo finished with preparing the cologne, Erik finally stepped back to look at my hair. "Ok I think I'm done." He said "Can I see?" "Sure." Erik replied, giving me a mirror
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(Just the hair) "It looks good, I'm impressed." I said "Thanks, That was option 1, I guess my initial guess was the best." Erik said triumphantly
After I finished applying the cologne, Son came up to me "Ok final steps." he says He lifts up his hands to show me two pairs of shoes, both laced but one had a pattern and one was plain "Shoes?" I said "I already saw the ones you were planning on wearing, which were horrible btw, so I got these two for you to pick from." "Well as a gentleman I have to go with Oxfords not brogues." I say taking the plain ones (If you know, you know)
"Ok, I think you're ready." Son says They all look at me and look at their amazing work, the satisfaction across their face calms me down because I was unsure of whether I looked like an idiot or not. I then looked at my watch which read out 7:45 "Oh no, I need to go, thank you guys so much." "Go get 'er!" Dele say "Good luck." Paulo and Son shout "Break a leg....not literally though since we need you against Liverpool!" Erik says
The others all look to him and face palm "What, it's true though, we need him against Liverpool." He says "He'll be lucky if the gaffer (manager) even lets him play, he just woke up remember." Son says, looking the door of the apartment with the spare key which he then places back under the doormat. "That's true, but you know he's gonna wanna play, and with (Y/n), there's no stopping that kid." Dele says "True, come on let's go, how about dinner at mine?" Son suggests "Yeah, sounds cool let's go." Paulo said
A/n: Did he really post two chapters in two days? Impossible (insert Thanos meme here). Consider it a Christmas present to you guys, even though it's a small and boring chapter. Remember, go and read Love and Football by kpoper_writer17or else. Also stream Psycho! Thanks for reading!
