text messages (aidan)

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aidan
4:15 PM

i took delores

what

i
took
d e l o r e s

who??

the mannequin
from set

why

bc i thought it would be funny
and it is
i put her in the bathroom

tf
????
send a picture

*image sent*

lol wtf

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1:32 AM

u think pigeons have feelings?

yes

nice
me too.
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5:28 AM

hey
do u think im cool

yeah
your cool

you're*

nvm
ur not cool

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9:56 PM

can you add me back to the gc
i was being too edgy and i have a meme to share

no

why

bc i said so
plus u keep sending shrek memes

okay
fair enough
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4:12 PM

remember the time you cried in the movie theater during toy story 3
you were crying so loud that the kid a row ahead of us yelled, "shut up" to you.

yes
i do remember
im still mortified
why are you reminding me

bc i want u to suffer

why are you like this
please stop

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10: 30 AM

u know the math test
for mrs. kesha

yeah
why?

i failed the test

what did u get

99 😫

...

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3:12 PM

lol
i just walked into a wall

ur a disaster
wanna date

no
i have a boyfriend

who

his name's aidan

my name's aidan

yeah
ur my boyfriend

:0
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3:01 AM

YEE

HAW

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4:21 PM

i am a cat

u good bro?

no
no i am not good

aww baby
wanna cuddle

yes please
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11:11 AM

make a wish <3

i wish u would stop

no
fuck u

no u

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12:14 PM

aidan
hurry up
the movies at 12:20

okay
wait
i just got out of the shower

omfg
judge judy is going to shove her gavel up ur ass if you don't hurry the fuck up

god damn
aight
hold the fuck on
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2:37 AM

bae
babe
luv
cutie
pumpkin pie
chicken nugget
apple taters

shut the fuck up
ok sorry that was mean
shut up
it's 2 in the morning
what do u want

i had a dream u were a turtle

what the fuck
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