Peter
Dude! Please answer me!
Ned
Ned
Ned
Ned
Imma spam your phone empty!
Ned
Ned
Ned
I need help to hide the body!
??
How did you get this number? No one can text this number unless it texts you first!
Wait, what do you mean, 'hide the body'?
Peter
Oh I'm so sorry! I guess I got the wrong number
??
It's fine.
Peter
Dang ur old
??
I'm not old! Why do you think that?
Peter
You literally use punctuation
*le gasp* ARe yoU A pEdOpHiLE?
??
What?! No! I'm not a pedophile!
Peter
It's very ironic
??
Why?
Peter
Because only a pedophile would say that
??
I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!
Wait, how old are you kid?
Peter
I'm not going to tell you
I don't want to be in the news with "another 15 year old kidnapped by pedophile"
Oh shoot
??
So you're 15?
Frick now I'm in trouble!
*frick
*frick
Why can't I swear?!
Peter
No swearing in front of the baby!
??
What baby?
Peter
......Me... (●~●)
??
What's your name kid?
Peter
Peter Parker sir/ma'am
??
I'm a man.
And you're so stupid!
Peter
Whaaat whyy?? \(T○T)/
??
Because I could be a pedophile!
Peter
BUT YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT
??
DO YOU THINK A PEDOPHILE WOULD ADMIT IT?
Peter
.....
No....
??
Well, lucky for you because I'm not.
But you need to be more careful!
Peter
But how old are you?
??
48.
Peter
0-0
Well hello Mr. Old
Mr. Old
Okay that is just rude.
I have friends who are way older than me.
Peter
Well, that doesn't affect the fact that you're old, now does it? ;))
But wait, aren't you supposed to be working?
You know, since you're old
Mr. Old
Kid, I own a company I can do whatever the frick I want
*frick
Can you turn that off?
Peter
>:)...no! *evil laugh*
Mr. Old
What the heaven was that?
*heaven
Kid turn it off or I'll come and find you!
Peter
0-0
Lemme pack my bags before you kidnap me
Pick me up in ten?
Mr. Old
You are going to give me grey hairs some day.
Peter
Shouldn't you already have them?
Ya'know, since you're so old
Mr. Old
Didn't your parents teach you to respect your elders?
Peter
Ha! So you admit you're old!
And joke's on you I'm an orphan >:))
Mr. Old
I'm so sorry I didn't know!
And I'm not old!
Peter
Nah, it's fine, I barely knew them
I live with my aunt
Mr. Old
You know you can always text me right?
Peter
Wow, I turned someone into a dad
Another check on my bucket list
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Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》
FanfictionAfter getting a new phone, Peter Parker ends up texting Tony Stark. And that mistake saves Peter's life more than once So basically a lot of memes, pranks and savage comebacks You know, the usual TRIGGER WARNING: Abuse, graphic descriptions of viole...
