Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》

Gotta Pee

Well hello there

Look who finally decided to check out the update.

No just kidding y'all must've been gathering your knives because you realized I was still alive and that I could've updated ages ago
Sorry for that btw please don't kill me

Kay imma just get to the point now: new chapter!

Previously on Wrong Number, Kid:
Sike you gotta reread the last chapter you lazy biacth

Enjoy!

Peter
Guys I really gotta pee

Mr. Bird
For God's sake we've talked about this Peter.

If you gotta go you gotta go, no need to ask us for permission.

Peter
Oh I know that I'm allowed to, but I can't pee and I'm dying a little right now

Mr. Little
Because you have to pee?

Peter
Oh yeah also because of that

But I meant internally

Mr. Little
Mood.

Mr. Steve
We'll talk about that later.

For now, why can't you pee Peter?

I thought you guys already landed.

Peter
Yeah we did and now we're at Oscorp but when I went to my parents' lab Mr. Stark wasn't allowed to come with me so I had to go in alone and then the door locked and it was really dark and scary so I climbed inside the vents and overheard a conversation between two men and now I know that Oscorp is secretly X

So now I'm inside the vents

And I gotta pee

Badly

Mr. Bird
Wait you're in the vents?

Peter
I think I've said that at least three times by now but yeah I am

Mr. Bird
Why did you think of doing that?

Peter
Mr. Stark would say that I hang out with Hawkeye too much

Mr. Bird
I am so proud right now.

Miss. Pep
I am so confused right now what is going on?

Are you okay Peter?

Peter
I'm sorry Miss. Pep but I won't be able to explain it better than I just did O__O

And I am okay

Besides the fact that I really have to pee

Miss. Nat
Wasn't X the organisation that kidnapped you a while ago?

Peter
Oh why don't you just bring up one of the most traumatic things of my life sure go ahead

But yes that's true

But how do you know?

I only told the Avengers what their name was