Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》

You Won't Believe This!

The group name has been changed from "Mr. Old's friends" to "Peter's friends"

Mr. Old
Wait, what?

Who did this?

Mr. Steve
Peter?

Peter
I swear on my parents grave I have nothing to do with this!

Mr. Bird
It is really depressing if you swear on you literal dead parents.

Peter
I don't care

Miss. Pep
Okay, we'll get back on that later.

Who changed the name?

Peter
You are all really old

Mr. Steve
No we're not!

Mr. Little
Pfft.

Mr. Steve
Shut up.

Peter
You guys know you can see who changed the group name, right?

Mr. Footloose
Yeah, we totally knew.

Mr. Old
Lady Russia!

You traitor!

Again?!

Miss. Nat
I just changed a group name, no need to attack me like that.

Mr. Green
Why did you change the name?

Miss. Nat
Because I like Peter more.

He is a better friend than Mr. Old.

Mr. Old
Hey!!

Peter
I'm flattened that you like me, but I don't want to replace anyone

Miss. Nat
Don't worry Pete, I've never liked Mr. Old.

Mr. Wing
Oh, damn.

Get ready for a fight, Russia.

Mr. Old
It's okay Peter, it's not your fault.

And why don't you like me?! I've paid for everything you own!!

Peter
This is great and all, BUT

I need to tell you guys something

Mr. Soldier
Don't tell me you're dying because then I'll throw myself out of a window.

Peter
YEET!

Mr. Old
....

Is this another vine thing??

Peter
Yes (●~●)

Mr. Green
What is it kid?

Peter
Okay, so I met Tony fucking Stark today!!

And Natasha Romanoff!!

Miss. Nat
Hey! Why don't I get a no-no word in my name?

Mr. Wing
Wait, you swore.

Mr. Old
Did you finally turn that off?!

Peter
Yes, but that's only because I want to swear as well

I'll turn it back in two minutes so enjoy it while it lasts

Mr. Old
Fuck!

Shit!

Fuck it the fuck up!

Fucking hell!

Mr. Wing
This is fucking awesome!

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Mr. Steve
Alright, that's enough.

Mr. Machine
Can't the old man listen to some swearing?

Pathetic.

Mr. Soldier
Believe me, it was worse when we were younger.

Peter
Lucky for Mr. Steve I turned it off

Mr. Old
Nahw.. :(

Peter
*le gasp*

Mr. Old used an emoticon!!!

Mr. Old
Dammit.....

I hang out with you too much.

Peter
I am so proud :')

Miss. Pep
Stay in school kid.

Mr. Thunder
Why was my phone buzzing all the time to reveal this?

Mr. Bird
Like you have more important things to do.

Mr. Thunder
No I don't.

Mr. Soldier
Whoa wait!

Did you just say you've met Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff?

Peter
Yup :D

I am still in the medical bay for another day, so maybe I'll meet some more Avengers!

~~~~~

Katniss
Please Tony!!! You've met him as well!

Scary Green Lady
It is not fair, you can't tell us who we can talk to!

Capsicle
He can't stop us all.

Big Boss
Guys, I am just afraid we'll put him in danger if he knew us.

Besides, I don't want him to find out who Mr. Old is, and you might screw that up.

Shrinky
I have kids, I know how to handle them.

Weird
Because you are a big baby yourself.

Shrinky
Yes, but that's not the point!

Katniss
Fuck it, I'm going to see him.

Pepperoni
If you do, please watch out with what you say.

Big Boss
Hey! I did NOT approve on this!

Fast
Try to find a way to stop us, I bet you're not fast enough.

Big Boss
Fuck you.

Fast
Meh, I'd rather not.