Miss. Nat
He isn't who you think he is...
Peter
Does he have a four pack instead of a six pack?
Cuz that's not so bad
Miss. Nat
....
No.
Mr. Bird
And how would you know that eh?
Miss. Nat
I don't know, how do you know where little keeps his underwear? Sometimes you don't need an explanation.
Mr. Old
I have so many questions right now
Peter
Guys! You can't just say that a boy from my class is a talking dog or something and then change the subject
America explain!!!
Mr. Old
We won't tell you unless you stop using vine references for FIVE SECONDS
Peter
*annoyed whining sounds*
Mr. Wing
Instead of typing that stuff all the time you can also just say okay.
Because that would take way less time in a conversation.
Peter
With saying that we also wasted time sooooooo
Boom
*micdrop*
Miss. Nat
Do you want me to tell you or are we going to have conversations like this for the rest of the evening?
Peter
I guess
Miss. Scarlett
Excited much?
Peter
...just tell me..
Mr. Bird
Remember that guy you met in a red suit who complimented your butt?
Peter
Ma boi DP? Of course what about him?
...
Wait a second..
Ahw dang it!
Mr. Lightning McQueen
What?
Peter
I have one homeboi less than I thought!
Mr. Steve
Soooo... your crush kind of thing turns out to be a heroic serial killer and you are concerned about the amount of friends you have?
Priorities.
Mr. Old
I can't be the only one who noticed this miracle
Peter
The fact that Mr. Steve knew what a homeboi meant?
No you weren't the only one
And I'm so proud :'))
Miss. Nat
But seriously though, you don't mind your friend being a serial killer?
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Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》
FanfictionAfter getting a new phone, Peter Parker ends up texting Tony Stark. And that mistake saves Peter's life more than once So basically a lot of memes, pranks and savage comebacks You know, the usual TRIGGER WARNING: Abuse, graphic descriptions of viole...
