Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》

Underwear War

Mr. Little
Okay Bird, this is getting annoying.

Mr. Bird
What?

Mr. Little
Don't act so innocent you ventcrawling little b i t c h.

Peter
You seriously took up so many time for that text just to find out a way to swear?

Mr. Wing
Yeah, because you refuse to remove the baby monitor device or however the f u c k you call it.

Peter
My power is gone..  :'((

I'm gonna upgrade it, enjoy while it lasts.

Mr. Wing
F u c k

Mr. Old
S h i t

Mr. Bird
B i t c h  a s s  m o t h e r f u c k e r

Mr. Wing
D u c k

...

Already?!

Peter
What can I say? I'm just too smart

Mr. Old
It took you like ten seconds!

Peter
Y'all are just slow or I am speed

Mr. Lightning McQueen
I bet no one's faster than I am.

Mr. Steve
Yeahyeah, you brag about it a lot. Weget it, you're fast.

Mr. Little
Bird don't think I forgot what I was here for!!

Mr. Bird
Oh frick.

Miss. Nat
What has he done this time?

Peter
I can literally hear her sigh through the phone

Mr. Thunder
Me too, these magical boxes are getting scary!

Mr. Old
Thunder, buddy, can you please go play with your brother?

The adults are talking

Mr. Thunder
Wait, Green told me that I am an adult as well a few weeks ago..

Now I do understand your mortal ages, no fooling me anymore!

Mr. Old
Fine, the adults with knowledge of technical devices

Mr. Thunder
Oh right, I'm not a part of that.

Forgive my sillyness.

Mr. Bird
Byebye.

Peter
Byee Mr. Thunder! :))

Mr. Thunder
Now I want to stay.

Mr. Green
Nu-uh! The smart adults are talking.

Mr. Thunder
Fine >:(

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Mr. Wing
Is he offline?