Mr. Steve
I heard you had a bet going on about me?Mr. Bird
Ha! He's onto you guys.Be prepared for the infamous elderly lecture!
Mr. Old
Come on Stevie, you can't possibly make me listen to that againI already heard it twice
Not. Fun.
Peter
I don't know what you're talking about but I'm sure I don't want to experience itMr. Old
Believe me, you don'tMr. Steve
I didn't know who it was yet and I didn't have any plans to give my lecture.Now I have second thoughts.
I will prepare a longer version especially made for you.
Mr. Green
At least use a projector this time, not my whiteboard you prehistoric swine.Mr. Steve
...Ouch..?
Miss. Nat
Come on Old, let's just ask him so you can give me your money.Mr. Steve
Nat?! I feel betrayed.Mr. Old
Oh no! Hurt feelings! Yada yadaSteve, honeyboo, who of us knows you better? Nat or me?
Mr. Steve
First: don't call me honeyboo. Ever.Second: is that even a question? Nat of course.
Peter
OofMiss. Nat
Told you.
Mr. Old
At least I know what his favourite icecream flavour isMr. Bird
What is it then?Mr. Old
Butter pecanMr. Steve
...No it's not.
Peter
You just chose a flavour old people like, didn't you?Mr. Old
...Okay you got me there
Miss. Pep
Just admit it Old, you have to give my homegirl your money.Miss. Nat
Homegirl?Since when are we homegirls?
Miss. Pep
Since I have the urge to go shopping, and you never want to spend money.But now it's Old's, so no worries.
Miss. Nat
Valid point, see you in two minutes.~~~~~
Peter
SooooooooAre they gone??
Mr. Little
Wait....Yes now they are.
What did you want to say?
Peter
Uhm...
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Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》
FanfictionAfter getting a new phone, Peter Parker ends up texting Tony Stark. And that mistake saves Peter's life more than once So basically a lot of memes, pranks and savage comebacks You know, the usual TRIGGER WARNING: Abuse, graphic descriptions of viole...