Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》

Nightmares

Peter
Hey guys!

Mr. Steve
Kid, why are you still up? It's a school night.

Miss. Pep
Are you still working on a project? If so, Mr. Old can help.

Mr. Old
Sure thing. What is the project about?

Peter
No, it's not a project

I just couldn't sleep

Miss. Nat
Do you have nightmares?

Peter
......

Yeah..

Mr. Bird
What are they about? Petstores which are out of birdseed?

Miss. Nat
Bird, that is just gross.

Mr. Old
Tell that to Wing.

Mr. Wing
How do you know about my birdseed?!

Mr. Old
I own the company, I have cameras.

So basically I know almost all of your secrets.

Peter
Wait, you all work at the same company?

Mr. Steve
It's not as fun as it sounds.

Mr. Old
Come on Stevie, don't you like working with me? :(

Mr. Steve
Let me think.

No.

Peter
*screaming*

Miss. Pep
What is going on?

Miss. Nat
Are you hurt?

Miss. Gamora
Are you dying?!

Miss. Scarlett
Where are you?!

Mr. Little
Wow, momsquad assemble.

Peter
Whoa! Slow down!

I'm alright I promise

Mr. Thunder
Then why were you screaming young child?

Peter
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Mr. Old
I did? God this kid has an impact on me.

Mr. Wing
Peter, what the frick was that thing?

....

I'm not even trying to correct myself anymore.

Peter
That was a happy cat

Duh

Miss. Pep
Guys, can we go back to the topic?

Mr. Footloose
What topic?

Everybody else
^

Miss. Pep
Peter's nightmare.

Peter
Actually, not talking about it helps

Miss. Nat
Then why did you text us?

Peter
I just didn't want to be alone..

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Avengers Group Chat

Scary Russian Lady
Guys, he doesn't want to be alone.

Pepperoni
I want to hug him.

Capsicle
Is nobody going to ask why he had a nightmare?

Katniss
Everyone has nightmares sometimes.

Big Boss
His aren't so normal birdseed.

They are about his dead parents and uncle.

Scary Green Lady
How do you know that?

Big Boss
He told me.

And I maybe have done research.

Pointbreak
Wait, his parents are dead?

Shrinky
Poor guy.

Weird
How did they die?

Fast
Did Tony Stark kill his parents as well?

Big Boss
Whoa! Rude!

And by the way, I wasn't aware about anything about your parents.

Big Green Guy
Guys, we've had this conversation before.

Big Boss
His parents died in an airplane and his uncle was shot and died in his arms.

Scary Russian Lady
I'm gonna text him.

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Miss. Nat
Just try to go to sleep again kid.

Peter
I can't

Mr. Green
Why not?

Peter
I'm scared

Mr. Old
Scared to get another nightmare?

Peter
Yeah

Miss. Pep
Go to the kitchen, get a hot cup of milk, grab an extra blanket and get back to bed. Put your phone down next to your bed and text us immediately when something is wrong, okay kid?

Peter
I will, thank you Miss. Pep :)

Miss. Pep
Anytime kid.

Mr. Old
And you say you don't want kids?