Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》

Only The Truth

Hi! :D
I thought I was writing more 'real life scenarios' instead of texting, so here's a chapter with only texting in it, enjoy!

Mr. Bird
Guys, I'm bored.

Mr. Steve
Hello bored, I'm Steve.

Mr. Little
...

You didn't.

Mr. Steve
I did.

Miss. Pep
Bird, what do you want us to do with that information?

Mr. Bird
I don't know, send vines or something?

Mr. Old
Sssshhhh!!!!

Don't say the 'v' word in front of the kid!

Mr. Thunder
Why?

Mr. Old
I'll explain later, just remove that text!!

Mr. Bird
Nu-uh, now I want to know.

Mr. Old
Just do it

Miss. Nat
Is he going to jump in front of a train?

Mr. Old
...

..no..?

Miss. Nat
Then I don't see the problem.

Mr. Old
Please Bird, I'll give back your acces to the kitchen!

Mr. Bird
Bold of you to think I didn't sneak in every hour.

Mr. Old
I'll give you 8% of my income

Mr. Bird
Bold of you to think I didn't use your credit card to shop for new birdseed.

Mr. Wing
Aaaahhh, so that's why we can't go to room 51 anymore!

Mr. Old
No, that is my part of area 51 I own

Miss. Gamora
I thought you owned everything of area 51?

Mr. Old
Not anymore, I sold a part to people I can't mention

Miss. Pep
Was it the same guy from who you've bought 100.000 stuffed animals?

Mr. Old
....maybe...

Mr. Machine
Why the heaven did you buy that?

*heaven

....

Why do I even try?

Mr. Old
I promised that boy I would buy him something after I accidentally shot him, but he didn't know what stuffed animal to pick, so I panicked

Mr. Bird
In this time you could've told me why to delete that text..

Peter
Did somebody say vines? :D

Mr. Old
That's why

Peter
Just wait a minute, I'll send you all of the vines you want \(^~^)/

Miss. Pep
WAIT

Peter
??

Miss. Pep
Why don't we play a game instead of whatever you were about to do?

Peter
Yeah sure

What game?

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