Peter
Okay, so I applied for the internshipAnd now I'm freaking out
Mr. Thunder
Why are you freaking out?Peter
What if they don't like me?What if I'm not smart enough?
What if they DO pity me?
What if they want to kill me?
Mr. Wing
Whoa! What was that last question for?!Mr. Little
Why would the Avengers want to kill you?Peter
Because I'm freaking out and my whole world is falling apart in front of my eyes!!Miss. Pep
Just take a deep breath....
Are you okay?
Peter
Yes, I'm fineJust had to catch my breath
Miss. Nat
Why are you freaking out over an internship? It is not that big of a deal.Peter
I knowI'm just... afraid
Mr. Steve
I promise, you don't have to be.Mr. Green
How do you feel Peter? Are your wounds healed?Peter
Yup :DLe precious time skip
Peter
Can I ask a question?Mr. Old
It's waaaayyy too early for questions kid.Mr. Steve
It's only 6 am.Mr. Bird
That's what he said, way too early.Mr. Machine
I'm going back to bed, sorry.Miss. Scarlett
I'm all ears Peter.Peter
How did you survive school when you weren't so old?Mr. Old
...You mean when we were teenagers?
Peter
Yes, when you weren't oldMr. Old
I was done with high school at age sixteen, I was kind of a smart kid.Peter
That sounds nice and all, but that wasn't my questionMiss. Nat
You know, just hanging out with friends and stuff.Peter
And what did you do when your friends are in Russia for a meeting?Mr. Old
Do you mean us?
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Wrong Number, Kid 《Completed》
FanfictionAfter getting a new phone, Peter Parker ends up texting Tony Stark. And that mistake saves Peter's life more than once So basically a lot of memes, pranks and savage comebacks You know, the usual TRIGGER WARNING: Abuse, graphic descriptions of viole...