This is very recent, and in recent, I'm talkin' during the Corona Virus.
I was in my kitchen, when I noticed three of these weird abominations in my backyard. One of my neighbours was riding them. I even sketched what they looked like:
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I named these things Ostuid because they had the head of a squid, and the body of an ostrich of all things! And for some reason, their main behaviour was like a dog's, so you could probably play fetch with it or something. Things were weird at that moment with them in the yard, but then they carried their long skinny legs onto the sundeck. They all peeked at me through the window and probably made noises at me, but I don't remember what they sounded like.
My back was against the fridge, and I was sitting down.
*Confused Screaming* could describe how I was reacting to this. I wasn't terrified since I was in the house and they can't get in, but I remember shouting things at them.
I remember waking up and the first thing I thought to myself was:
