imessage | c. hood

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iMessage 4:44 PM

me: what kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

malcum: tractor

me: lamborghini

malcum: damn it

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iMessage 4:44 PM

me: what did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?

malcum: what'd they say?

me: it was loaf at first sight

malcum: youre ugly

me: you too mate

malcum: australian i see

me: no

malcum: sure

me: bazinga

malcum: okay sheldon

me: okay dad

malcum: im daddy?

me: no calum hood is

malcum: sigh

me: haha

malcum: just meet him already

me: would if i could buddy

malcum: it'll happen

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Calum5SOS tweeted: planning a meet and greet soon, stay tuned xx

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iMessage 4:44 PM

me: what did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine?

malcum: answer that for me

me: cant wait to squeeze you!

malcum: shut up aurora

me: never hahahahaha
me: are you a fucking fortune teller?

malcum: depends what we're talking about

me: you said i'd meet calum yesterday, he's doing a meet and greet tomorrow and its only two hours from where i live

malcum: thats crazy

me: are you gonna go?

malcum: hell no

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iMessage 4:44 PM

me: whats forrest gump's password?

malcum: 0000