imessage | c. hood

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what happens when you go to the bathroom in France?

fakeboy: aurora! you texted 🥺

aurora: what happens when you go to the bathroom in France

fakeboy: im not sure

aurora: european

fakeboy: good one 😂
fakeboy: are you still mad at me?

aurora: just because i sent you a joke doesnt mean we're on good terms

fakeboy: :(
fakeboy: what can i do to make you not mad at me?

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: why did the old man fall in the well?

fakeboy: um because hes clumsy?

aurora: because he couldnt see that well

fakeboy: ah so hes blind

aurora: could be

fakeboy: you never replied to my message from yesterday

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how does Moses make his coffee?

fakeboy: no way because he doesnt drink coffee

aurora: wrong
aurora: Hebrews it

[a/n: if this joke offends anyone please let me know so i can edit and change it! its not meant to be offensive :) ]

fakeboy: ._.

aurora: aha

fakeboy: stop being madddd :(

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: do you wanna know the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket?

sadboy: im so sorry :( what did he say?

aurora: watch how far i can kick this bucket

sadboy: aurora i thought your grandpa was actually dead dont do that

aurora: he is

sadboy: i-

aurora: very much alive living his best life

sadboy: so he's alive

aurora: idk

sadboy: WHA

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uhh happy thanskgiving, please give me ideas for this lmao, so many people like this book and i appreciate everyone for the votes and reads i just don't know what to do with this book anymore. PLS STOP WITH THE THREATS TO UPDATE IN MY INBOX LMAO IM SCARED-