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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

malcum: no

aurora: he thought he could socket to him

malcum: socket to him?

aurora: yeah

malcum: what?

aurora: not gonna lie
aurora: i dont get that one either

malcum: so then why tell it

aurora: because my brother said it to me
aurora: so now i say it to you
aurora: circle of life malcum

malcum: ah i see
malcum: so you have just one sibling?

aurora: i also have an older sister but we dont speak, hbu?

malcum: i have an older sister too
malcum: we try to talk as much as we can

aurora: awww that's so cute

malcum: quit it

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: hey did you hear about the chicken that crossed the border?!

malcum: no?

aurora: me neither, i couldn't follow it

malcum: not funny

aurora: well thank trump for that one

malcum: so are you're american?

aurora: no

malcum: australian?

aurora: no

malcum: then what?

aurora: human

malcum: aurora..

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Calum5SOS tweeted: You're the only one, who could lock this wild heart up in chains

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what do you get from a pampered cow?

malcum: food

aurora: spoiled milk

malcum: ew

aurora: would you drink spoiled milk for 1 million dollars

malcum: no

aurora: boo you suck

malcum: sorry that i dont want my insides to die

aurora: its a million dollars

malcum: guess you'll get the milli then huh

aurora: hell yeah! 5sos merch for life

malcum: adorable

aurora: when can i see what you look like?

malcum: soon xx

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: where do baby cats learn to swim?

malcum: they dont

aurora: the kitty pool

malcum: dogs > cats

aurora: cant argue with the truth

malcum: do you have a dog?

aurora: two dogs and one puppy, you?

malcum: yeah i have a dog

aurora: send pics?

malcum: uh im not home right now

aurora: oh okay then

malcum: send pics of yours?

aurora: Attachment: 1 Image

malcum: is that you in the background??

aurora: fUCK i didnt know the camera angle caught me lmao

malcum: pretty :)

aurora: quit the lies

malcum: no lies detected

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how can a leopard change its spots?

malcum: getting a tan

aurora: smart, but no
aurora: by moving

malcum: i like my answer better

aurora: can leopards even tan

malcum: im not really sure
malcum: lets go to their habitat and find out

aurora: we're going on an adventure?!

malcum: yes but we have to go together okay?

aurora: deal :)
aurora: even though im not sure what you look like or not 100% sure you're not like a murderer or something, i feel like i can trust you
aurora: is that weird?

malcum: i feel honored
malcum: that you think im a murderer 

aurora: shut up

malcum: make me

aurora: oh how the tables have turned

malcum: turned the tables have

aurora: go do something malcum

malcum: i am! im texting a pretty girl !

aurora: cheesy

malcum: you like it though

aurora: maybe i do

malcum: (:

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Aurora5SOS tweeted: am i catching feelings for a stranger whom i've been sending cheesy dad jokes to everyday for the past month? yes, yes i am LMAO #sendhelp

Aurora5SOS tweeted: on another note, 5sos in 1 week !!!!!

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authors note: 
 i suck at updating SORRY!! ugh my life is so busy now college is added to the mix bye ima kms :)