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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how do you get a squirrel to like you?

malcum: how

aurora: act like a nut

malcum: is this really an everyday thing, i expect these lame jokes at 4:44 everyday

aurora: i can continue if you want

malcum: of course :)

aurora: you got it dude !

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

malcum: 5

aurora: ten tickles

malcum: i chuckled

aurora: i laughed

malcum: i like you

aurora: what?

malcum: what?

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how do you make a tissue dance?

malcum: they dont dance

aurora: you put a little boogie in it

malcum: gross

aurora: you're lame

malcum: no you are for these jokes

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

malcum: idk

aurora: sneakers!

malcum: like black panther?

aurora: mm yes
aurora: marvel fan?

malcum: of course

aurora: FINALLY

malcum: finally what?

aurora: all of my friends like DC :(

malcum: i am so sorry for you aurora

aurora: its a real shame

malcum: a pity

aurora: hey that was cute, you agreed :)

malcum: (:

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what concert costs 45 cents?

malcum: none of them

aurora: 50 cent featuring nickelback

malcum: I GET IT
malcum: i truly get that