imessage | c. hood

eleven

iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how can you tell if its a dogwood tree?

malcum: if its shaped like a dog

aurora: how would that even be possib- okay no
aurora: from the bark

malcum: you never know, anything is possible

aurora: yeah sure

malcum: anything aurora

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what did the fisherman say to the magician?

malcum: you gotta be quicker than that

aurora: i love that commercial but wrong answer

malcum: aw man
malcum: then what was it?

aurora: pick a cod, any cod

malcum: cod's are ugly

aurora: dont be mean

malcum: sorry

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how do you organize a space party?

malcum: ask the aliens

aurora: you planet
aurora: and before you get confused, read it out loud and not by your friend ashley

malcum: you know me huh

aurora: hardly

malcum: patience young grasshopper

aurora: im terrified of those stop it

malcum: why would you be scared of grasshoppers

aurora: when i was 9, one jumped onto my arm and wouldnt get off so i thought i was going to get bitten and die
aurora: then another one jumped onto my head and planted itself into my hair
aurora: if i see one i will die, cry, or run away screaming my lungs out

malcum: interesting
malcum: i'll be sure to kill the grasshoppers before they can even think of getting close to you

aurora: how sweet of you

malcum: anything for a princess

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: why are skeletons so calm?

malcum: because theyre dead

aurora: nothing gets under their skin

malcum: so technically im right because i said theyre dead

aurora: but you didnt give the direct answer so wrong once again

malcum: no fair man

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Calum5SOS tweeted: Brisbane get ready :)

Aurora5SOS replied: FUCK YESSS WE'RE ALL READY

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what does a baby computer call his father?

malcum: uhh
malcum: he doesnt?

aurora: data

malcum: makes sense
malcum: concert in 2 days :)
malcum: here's your ticket
malcum: Attachment: 1 Image

aurora: HOLD UP
aurora: THIS IS FRONT ROW AND VIP HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS
aurora: VIP WAS SOLD OUT AUTOMATICALLY

malcum: im just a cool guy aurora

aurora: i think i might just die

malcum: not before you see calum

aurora: omg youre right, my baby cal

malcum: smh

aurora: jealous?

malcum: noo

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authors note:
i kinda wanna write a chapter on how the concert will go but that defeats the purpose of this book being just text messages sO idk.
also im so sad i now have to wait till june 3, 2021 to see 5sos 😔