fanfiction :: ashton irwin

11 - you make me frustrated

Ashton: good morning cutie :) 

Me: heyyyy 

Me: this is Henry btw 

Ashton: oh hey Henry :) where's Maddie? 

Me: asleep next to me lol 

Ashton: you guys sleep next to each other? 

Me: mhmm she snores so fucking loud 

Ashton: aww hahaha

Me: wait she just woke up and she looks mad, I'm running away 

Me: HAHAHHAAA SHES CRAYZ

Me: fuck she's got me bye 

Me: that bitch took my phone 

Ashton: it's you!!!

Me: it's me!!!

Ashton: why do you sleep with him?

Me: we only do after we have sex 

Ashton: what

Ashton: I fycking knew it

Me: Jesus Ashton I'm kidding

Ashton: it's kind of hard to believe you

Me: HES GAY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???

Ashton: keep reminding me

Me: think of it this way, if you and me were naked in the same room and he walked in, he'd attack the shit out of you not me

Me: wait attack sounds rough 

Ashton: too bad I'd already be attacking you lol

Me: don't say attack hahaha now I'm scared 

Ashton: you should be 

Me: whoa ok I don't know if that's hot or creepy????

Ashton: lmao idk 

Ashton: babe why do you talk like this? You make me frustrated