fanfiction :: ashton irwin

31 - incredible sex drive

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Ashton: you're mad

Me: I'm not mad, I'm just confused

Ashton: well then why haven't you texted me? It's been two days and you haven't been replying

Me: idk

Ashton: well I miss you

Me: you always miss me

Ashton: um sorry?

Me: ughhh stop texting me, I'm mad at you

Ashton: wtf Maddie are you on your period

Me: WHAT

Ashton: you're being so weird, you're giving me mixed signals

Me: YOURE GIVING ME MOXED SIGNALS

Ashton: how?

Me: because you're hiding something from me. Calum didn't even know my name and the way he was talking to me made me feel like a fucking groupie

Me: really? Not even gonna defend yourself? Wow

Ashton: he's a dumbass, I told you to hang up

Me: so now it's my fault?

Ashton: I don't fucking know Maddie, but you just shouldn't listen to anything he says. And stop texting luke

Me: no

Ashton: please, he's just not someone you want to talk to

Me: that's funny, he said the same thing about you

Ashton: why do you want to talk to both of us at the same time anyway? That's kind of messed up

Me: it's not like I like him too, I just want to be his friend

Ashton: well I don't like it

Me:why doesn't he want me to text you?

Ashton: Jesus Christ, I guess he's just fucking jealous because he can never get a girl idk

Me: I don't believe that, have you seen him

Ashton: you're doing a great job of pissing me off

Me: same for you asswipe

Ashton: and then you say something like asswipe and I can't help but laugh, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING

Me: SO SUCK A DICK

Me: I'm hanging out with Luke at the concert

Ashton: no the fuck you're not

Me: you can't tell me what to do Ashton

Ashton: I won't let you hang out with him

Me: is that a challenge?

Ashton: no because I won't let you get near him. There's no point in you trying

Me: well I'll still try

Ashton: please don't, he's going to take you from me