Lost & Found

Chapter 4: Before (2)

Author's Note:

Enjoy!

bobbiejelly

Lost & Found

Meredith Grey isn't the only one who lost her panties the night of the hospital prom. This is the story of when Derek Shepherd finds Addison Montgomery's panties in Meredith's prom dress.

Chapter 4: Before (2)

ADDISON

When the music comes on at the hospital prom, I take Derek's hand and Meredith takes Finn Dandridge's hand and we all start dancing with our respective partners.

Derek is staring over my shoulder at Meredith and Meredith is staring over Finn's shoulder at Derek and Finn just looks really lost.

I probably look really lost also.

Could you blame me? Probably not.

I mean, here I am and my husband is lusting over an intern he'd met at Joe's Bar (Emerald City Bar?), after he ran away from Mark and me to Seattle.

And Meredith is looking at my husband like he's fresh steak and I guess I married him so I sort of get that.

He does have good hair after all.

Meredith calls him McDreamy and I heard that from Izzie who agreed that probably embarrassed the shit out of him.

Except I'm not sure it does or it doesn't because Derek loves having doe-eyes-girls fawning over him.

Actually, so do I, but I'm not ready to admit that out loud yet. Or ever. Whatever.

Finn is talking about his new plans to Meredith and I'm eavesdropping because Derek's not saying anything.

Derek is too busy eye sexing his ex-mistress to care about talking to the likes of me, his old dried up wife. Of over ten years.

We have tried to sleep together a few times (Derek and I), since Seattle. It didn't go well. Worse even than in New York.

It was boring for him and even boring-er for me. Not that that's an actual word but again, who the fuck cares.

It was so boring that we ended up calling the vet during.

And not even in a panting way either.

I bet that Meredith makes him breathless in bed. I bet that he tries harder to make her go breathless.

I'd like to be fucked so hard I can't breathe hardly until after it's over.

I'd like to be fucked hard by a woman. Derek's woman. My husband's other woman.

Would that make me the other-other woman? Or would the term be "another woman?" And would that make her the double-dirty-mistress like a double-dog dare?

I have no idea.

Maybe Finn would have an idea.

I should ask him because he's the only one here right now because Derek went off to find and fuck Meredith.

Poor Finn doesn't know that he's being cheated on but I do already. I know my husband, and I know what he looks like when he's chasing tail.

I now know what Meredith looks like when she's about to get laid. I want her in my bed and not his. I realize how much of a satanic slut this all makes me.

I roll my eyes at the thought.

Finn comes over to ask him if I'm okay. I tell him I'm not and he shouldn't be, either.

He asks why.

I just started crying.

Finn Dandridge just comforts me.

Finn is a much better guy than Derek (and Mark?), here I realize.

Why is it that sweet and kind Finn is getting the short end of the stick here?

He's a fucking vet and now he's the dog who's not getting a bone.

(Literally).

I realize Finn thinks I'm insane now because I'm laughing at my own stupid joke without telling him what it is because it's too inappropriate for a dance and also just too depressing.

Oh well, if he thinks I'm insane, he'd be right because I am though, aren't I?

****** END OF CHAPTER 4

Author's Note:

Somehow this is a comedy and I'm all for it.

Please do keep telling me which parts make you smirk.

Most of it does for me I think?

bobbiejelly

Feel free to check out these while you wait for more of this story:

Falling Apart, Barely Breathing

Soothe

Second Person (The Diary of Addison Montgomery)

See you soon in the comments,

bobbiejelly