11/10 survival strategies ft. Lev

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tolbean: so do you ever just try to eat your own tongue?

mamakat: i-
mamakat: no?

tolbean: ive just invented the best survival strategy

mamakat: ew what does it even taste like

tolbean: it feels weird and it has no flavor

mamakat: well no shit sherlock

tolbean: try it

mamakat: uh no?

tolbean: just like
tolbean: flip your tongue back and just bite it

mamakat: ow

tolbean: i jUST WANNA SWALLOW IT WHY CANT I JUST DO THAT

mamakat: cuz it's attached to you?

tolbean: ...
tolbean: i'm suing my tongue

mamakat: i'm sorry YOURE WHAT??

tolbean: the benefits of suing my tongue are that id be able to swallow it more easily

mamakat: fair point
mamakat: counter point-
mamakat: dont do that

tolbean: i see your point good sir but cOunTeR pOinT: im hungry

mamakat: welp, cant argue with that logic

tolbean: teehee

mamakat: dumbass

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a/n: proud to say this is based on a real conversation

-norah

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