spider appreciation

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tolbean: YAKU I FOUND THE SPIDER THAT WAS ON MY DOORKNOB

mamakat: JFSJSGDKSJ DID YOU KILL IT??

tolbean: WELL YOU SEE

tolbean: ITS DEAD BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON IT

mamakat: rip spider, death by being crushing by lev haiba's fat ass

tolbean: HEY YOU SECRETLY LOVE MY ASS

mamakat: yeah yeah ok....

mamakat: so whatre you gonna do with the spider

tolbean: there's only one logical thing to do

mamakat: take it outside

tolbean: pathetic

tolbean: im going to do a vogue photoshoot

mamakat: ....

mamakat: please tell me youre joking

tolbean: nO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF SPIDERS

mamakat: im leaving this household

tolbean: YOU BULLLYYYYY

mamakat: so how is the photoshoot going

tolbean: this spider is so hot, kim kardashian better watch her back before this spider steals her modeling career

mamakat: that-

tolbean: WAIT FUCK THE SPIDER IS MOVING WHAT

tolbean: ITS FUCKING ALIVE JHGFDSFGHJGFDSDFGHJ

mamakat: stoopid

tolbean: IDK HOW TO KILL THIS THING 

tolbean: WHAT IF I JUST BURN THE HOUSE DOWN THEN THE SPIDER WILL DIE?

mamakat: lev dont bURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WHAT THE HELL

tolbean: update: im sleeping outside tonight

mamakat: i-

mamakat: aRENT THERE MORE SPIDERS OUTSIDE

tolbean: ...

tolbean: WAIT NO YOURE RIGHT

mamakat: im aLwAyS right

tolbean: im locked out

mamakat: YOURE WHAT?

tolbean: idk where my keys are

mamakat: you probably left them in your house???

tolbean: OR

tolbean: THE SPIDER STOLE THEM

tolbean: THATS THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION

mamakat: lev you know what

mamakat: just have fun being eaten by the spiders tonight

tolbean: KJHGFDSDFGHJKSJHGFDFG

SEEN, 10:24 PM





a/n: will anyone do my character ask or should i take it down?

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