Rhen-Rhyes (Pronounced: Wren-Ray-us)
Alicia
Other People
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"Good morning and welcome to Antonio's Pizzeria, where you can get a little bit of Italy in every bite. What I get you on this fine day?"
"It is a fine day isn't it"
"It sure is"
"Can I get a small pizza"
"Sure, what kind?"
"I'm feeling like pineapple"
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"Why every time I call for delivery, they hang up on me? This is getting so old"
"Sorry Ma'am"
"Don't ma'am me mister"
"Sorry ma'a-um...sorry"
"What is with you people? I just wanted some pineapple people. Do you even have pineapple pizza? "
"Yes ma'am...er...Yes"
"Then is there a problem mister?"
"Um...yes...no"
"..."
"Are...are you still there?"
"YES I AM"
"Um"
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
"I...It's just...I don't know how you can eat pineapple pizza"
"...Why?"
"It's disgusting"
"It is not!"
"Yes it is!"
"Not!!"
"Is too!!"
"Is not!?!"
"Is too!?!"
"Can you just send me my pizza mister?!?!?!"
"Fine!!"
"Good!!"
"Excellent!!"
"Magnificent"
"Get off the damn phone you idiot. You're wasting company time and money!"
*Your call has ended*
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You, Me & Pineapple Pizza
Short Story{Book 1} She just called for a pineapple pizza and got into an argument with an employee. It's not like she'd ever hear from him again. Totally not like they would call each other everyday. It's no biggie...right? ~~~~~ This is a cliche that will ei...
