Alicia
Rhen-Rhyes
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"Hello?"
"Rhen-Rhyes? Finally! Took you long enough"
"Huh"
"Did you lose your hearing on your little excursion as well?"
"What do you mean? You just sent to thing to me half an hour ago"
"Yeah, I know! You left me on read for 30 minutes!"
"Well, at least it wasn't longer"
"Don't get smart with me little run away"
"I am not a run away!"
"..."
"Well...I-er"
"Exactly. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"I- er...umm sorry?"
"..."
"Alia?"
"Sorry...he's sorry. Ha! Oh my GOSH! Liam, he's sorry! HAHAHA"
"Um...yes?"
"Oh gosh kid, I think you've broken her"
"I-what?"
"I think she gonna kill you"
"Why do you say that?"
"She's putting on her stuff rather roughly"
"...really?"
"Yup. Ooh and the muttering has started! She's even got the little eyebrow twitch going on too! Ooh you better get readyyy"
"...for what?"
"Get ready to die my friend. It was nice known you. Please put the payment for our services in your will"
"Hey! You were supposed to help me, not let her kill me!"
"Eh. You'll be fine! Just grovel and make sure you have pineapple pizza on hand. She's leaving now. Be ready kid!"
"Wait I-
"Give. Me. The. Phone. Liam"
"Sure sis! Have fun!"
"I'm coming for you three when I get back, so don't think your off the hook yet"
"Yeah we're all screwed"
"I didn't think she'd be so mad"
"You and me both. Fix it Rhen"
"That's funny..."
"I wasn't joking"
"My patience is wearing thin Liam"
"That's her with patience?!"
"You better fix it
"Hehe..."
"LIAM!?"
"Dude! Please, I'm to young to die by the hand of octopus and mayonnaise!"
"I-
"Be ready Rhen-Rhyes, it could very well be your last night"
"Alicia wai-
*Your call has ended*
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The next update is descriptive! Will he stay alive or die??? Mwahahaha.
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Short Story{Book 1} She just called for a pineapple pizza and got into an argument with an employee. It's not like she'd ever hear from him again. Totally not like they would call each other everyday. It's no biggie...right? ~~~~~ This is a cliche that will ei...
