Never Again!

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Rhen-Rhyes

Alicia

Other People

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"Hello-

"I'm sorry"

"..."

"What can I get you today ma'am?"

"..."

"We have a wide array of types of pizzas that will all give you a little Italy I every bite"

"I'm really sorry, I never meant to hurt you at all"

"The pizza ma'am"

"Don't call me ma'am. You know I hate it when people call me that"

"..."

"Of course. You're doing it on purpose"

"..."

"Mr.C, please-

"I'm sorry ma'am it seems that I'm being called to help with a large order into the kitchen. I will have to hand you over to my associate"

"What? Wait a sec-

"Hello, this is Jake from Antonio's Pizzeria speaking. How can I help you this fine day"

"This say isn't fine at all. It's downright horrible and it's all my fault"

"Um...ma'am? Are you going? To order anything?"

"No, I'm not. And you can tell your pal who have you the phone that he can go and eat a pineapple pizza"

"But pineapple on pizza is so good"

"I know but he doesn't like it, so I'm telling him to go eat it...off the floor too!"

"Umm...sure thing ma'am"

"Hey kid"

"..."

"ARE YOU THERE?"

"Yes ma'am"

"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY HERE KID!"

"Sorry ma'am"

"STOP CALLING ME MA'AM!"

"Yes ma'am...er... Miss"

"AND DON'T CALL ME MISS EITHER"

"Y-y-y-yes...Of course"

"Have a good day kid"

*Your call has ended*

"Yo!"

"Yeah? By the way thanks for taking over for me. I swear Tom doesn't know his left from his right. He's been here 2 months and still can't get that you don't put the pizza in the box until after it's cooked"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What's wrong?"

"...Don't ever ask me to do phone duty for you ever again"

"Why? What happened?"

"...I don't even know. I just know that I never wanna go through it again"

"I-

"I'm outta here"

"What the hexagon?!"

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