Rhen-Rhyes
Alicia
Other People
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"Hello there and thank you for calling Antonio's Pizzeria, where you get a little Italy-"
"I can't believe you"
"Ms. Pineapple?"
"Yes Mister Complimentary"
"Um what's wrong?"
"What do you mean 'what's wrong?'"
"Yeah...like why are you upset"
"You bought me pizza is why"
"And?"
"It was pineapple!"
"...So?"
"You bought me a pineapple pizza AND a lemonade"
"Still not following Ms.P"
"You said the lemonade was free not pizza too. I felt so bad that I couldn't eat it and it's sitting in my fridge"
"..."
"What do you have to say for yourself"
"...I'm sorry?"
"For what?"
"...Buying you pizza"
"Good. And?"
"And I won't do it again?"
"Oh no that won't do"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means you will be doing it again"
"I will?"
"Yes. As long as you're eating it with me"
"Huh?"
"Having people buy things for me - especially food - makes me feel like a freeloader and I hate that feeling"
"..."
"Mister Complimentary? Are you still there?"
"Of course Ms. P"
"So...do you agree to my terms?"
"Anything for you Ms.P, anything at all"
"I'll hold you to that Mr. Complimentary"
"I hope so Ms. P, I really hope so"
*Your call has ended*
"Did I just ask the guy out on a hypothetical date? Stupid, stupid"
"You really are. By the way why are you asking out the guy who answers the phone at the pizzeria?"
"Wh...Have you been listening to my calls?"
"Nope, I just heard you now. You're really dumb you know"
"..."
"Ow! Don't hit me to justify your stupidity"
"..."
"OWW! OWW! OWW! STOP! STOP! SURRENDER, I SURRENDER! OW!"
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You, Me & Pineapple Pizza
Short Story{Book 1} She just called for a pineapple pizza and got into an argument with an employee. It's not like she'd ever hear from him again. Totally not like they would call each other everyday. It's no biggie...right? ~~~~~ This is a cliche that will ei...
