After a good five hours of being cramped in the Impala, Dean decided to pull over to one of the many rest stops that lined the highway. This spot was simple, just a little picnic table surrounded by trees. As soon as the car stopped you and Sam hopped out, both eager to stretch your legs.
“Are we almost there at least?” you asked as you paced back and forth.
“Still have about 3 more hours,” Dean answered from inside the car as he searched for a radio station he liked.
“Ugh,” you and Sam groaned in unison.
“It won’t be that bad,” he said as he emerged from the car.
“Hey you wanna grab something to eat in the next town over? I don’t know about you two but I’m starving,” Sam said as he looked between you and Dean.
“Sounds like a plan Sammy,” you said as you pulled Dean in front of you to block the setting sun's rays from shining in your eyes. Sam nodded and went in the car in search of his wallet. It should have been in his jacket but it was missing. After searching all throughout the car, he gave up.
“Guys, I can’t find my wallet,” he said, interrupting yours and Dean’s Thumb War game.
“Ah it’s cool little brother I have….” Dean said, trailing off when he didn’t feel his wallet in his jacket or his jean pockets. “Uh….(y/n)?” You shook your head in response.
“I don’t carry any money when I’m with you two cos you guys always have money. And I can’t fit a wallet in my jeans. They don’t believe in women having proper pockets,” you said turning out your pockets to prove how little space there was.
“Well this is awesome. We all left our money at Bobby’s and we’re five hours away from him,” Dean said in defeat.
“We could probably find a bar and win some money at pool or cards?” Sam suggested.
“We’d have to have money to bet to even get started,” Dean said.
“Wait, I have an idea,” you said as you took a few steps away from the car. “Alright this is for all my angels with their ears on,” you said at the sky, “first one to bring us some food gets a kiss from yours truly! First come, first serve.” After you finished you walked over the picnic table and sat down. “And now we wait,” you said motioning for the boys to sit with you. A few seconds after they sat down there was a flutter of wings and Balthazar appeared.
“Hello darling,” he said. “I’m here for this kiss I heard about?”
“Where’s the food?” you asked.
“The what?” he asked confused.
“The food Balthazar,” Sam said as Dean rolled his eyes. “That was the whole point.”
“Oh. Really? You see I heard ‘angels’ , ‘kiss’, and ‘first come first serve’.”
“Well you missed some important parts so you lose,” you said crossing your arms.
“You sure still don’t wanna kiss? I mean I’m already here,” he said with a smirk.
“I’m sure. Bye Balthazar,” you said waving goodbye.
“I’ll call you,” he said smiling at you.
“Get outta here!” you said with a laugh. He gave you a wink and was gone with another flutter of wings. A few moments later two sets of wings were heard, revealing Gabriel and Cas, both holding pizza boxes.
“Hey hot stuff. I brought your favorite,” Gabriel said with a grin, opening the box to reveal your favorite pizza toppings. When Dean saw the perfect pizza he quickly grabbed it from Gabriel’s hands. Him and Sam both took a slice and started stuffing their faces.
“I also brought your favorite (y/n),” Cas said as he handed you the box. Dean passed the box he was holding to Sam and grabbed the new one from your hands.
“Thanks guys. But you both tied, I don’t know who I’m supposed to kiss,” you said as you got up to stand in front of the angels.
“I also brought breadsticks,” Cas said as he pulled out a box from his jacket pocket.
“And we have a winner!” You said, grabbing Cas’s tie and pulling him down to your height. While you were kissing Cas, Dean snuck over and retrieved the breadsticks and brought them back to Sam who quickly dug into them.
“What? This isn’t fair! I want a recount,” Gabriel complained. “And it was only supposed to be one kiss, what is this?” he said, gesturing to Cas who hadn’t stopped kissing you. “Aren’t you two gonna stop them?” he asked Sam and Dean.
“She just got us two free pizzas and breadsticks,” Dean said through a mouthful of pizza. “She can do whatever she wants.”
“And by the way, Cas’s pizza tastes way better than yours,” Sam said as he bit into a breadstick.
“No need to kick a man when he’s down Gigantor,” Gabriel said. “And since they won’t stop I’m leaving.”
“Bye, thanks for the pizza that’s totally crappy in comparison to Cas’s,” Sam said.
“Come back when you can’t stay as long,” Dean said with wave.
“You guys are literally the worst,” Gabriel huffed, disappearing in a flutter of wings.
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