Attack on One-Shots

Reporting for Booty (Part 2) - Erwin x Reader

A part two for 'Reporting for Booty' as requested by SnkJossyAot!

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"I'm going to skin you alive, Commander or not!" 

"Levi, please!"

It had been going on for nearly ten minutes, and (F/N)'s arms were about to give out. As soon as Levi puzzled together what had happened between her and Erwin, he launched himself at the blonde and started his assault. 

The second he flung himself at Erwin, (F/N) was across the room and doing the best she could in holding him back.

The desperation for restraint only increased when Levi managed to fling (F/N) over his shoulders and onto the ground. 

"Levi no!" She cried, throwing herself into his legs and knocking him over so that he landed face first into the mattress. She wrapped her arms around his legs to prevent him from getting back before looking up at Erwin, who was too shocked to move. 

"Hey, Commander Asshole, wanna maybe do something?" She grit out, her eyes narrowing into slits when Levi began squirming. 

"Get the hell off of me!" He growled, voice muffled. (F/N) tightened her grip and watched with impatience as Erwin slid out of bed and darted into the connected bathroom for safety. As soon as she heard the clicking of the lock, (F/N) released her brother and rolled away before he could smack her. 

Levi was on his feet in seconds. "You're fucking kidding me right?" He was seething.

In the typical, blunt and casual Ackerman-like manner, (F/N) shook her head. "I'm not fucking anyone except for him." She jerked her thumb back to gesture towards where Erwin had fled. 

Levi only glowered at her. He straightened his jacket and flattened his cravat before storming out the room.

He probably hated her now.

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One week. Levi hadn't spoken to his own sister in one week. The person he had shared a goddamn womb with, and he avoided her at all costs. He only spoke to Erwin when absolutely necessary, which was usually only when Erwin addressed him first. Things were incredibly tense between the two men.

Due to how busy she was with training the new recruits and with her own comrades, (F/N) rarely saw Erwin. She was so exhausted when she got to her room at night that she didn't even bother paying him any late night visits. 

It was nearly two weeks later that she had any interaction with her brother. 

She studied the report in her hands carefully as she walked down the dimly lit hall, squinting to read the tiny handwriting in such poor lighting. 

"Fucking recruits don't know how to write big enough for it to be readable," she grumbled under her breath, turning a corner sharply. 

"Oi!"

She gasped at the sudden collision, both her and the other person falling backwards and onto their behinds, papers flying up and floating above them. 

The back of her head struck the stone floor, and a pained moan emitted from her lips.

"Fuuuck..." the other person sighed. "Watch you're fucking going."

(F/N) sat up upon recognizing the voice at the same time Levi did, both twins glaring at each other as she reached up and snatched papers out of the air and began stacking them back into her arms. 

"Maybe if you weren't so short, I would have seen you," she hissed vehemently. Surprise crossed Levi's features for a brief second.

"You're the same height as me, dumb shit," he replied just as angrily. He didn't spare her a second glance as he got up and stomped around the corner.