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Though I'd not exactly say I've handled the situation in a delicate manner, I used my powers as the sole dietician and a trusted friend of Bangtan to report about these girls to Bang PD.
Now here I stand in front of his office, waiting for him to let me in.
"Yes, you can come in now." He says from inside and an employee moves out, bowing his head at me in the process.
"Sir, I'll have to discuss about an issue with you."
"Oh. Alright. But please address me as Hyuk or PD."
"Okay, Hyuk-shi. So I've been observing a specific group of people, the make up artists of Bangtan making the boys uncomfortable in a sense. They aren't even armys, Hyuk-shi, they're simply obsessed with how handsome the boys look. I prefer you give them a warning or such, PD-nim."
"Hmm..." he acknowledges, taking his own sweet time in taking a decision.
"Um...were you noting down the points, PD-nim?"
"Huh? Oh no, I was just writing their letters."
"Letters...I don't understand..."
"They're fired from my office, Nari-shi."
Oh my god.
I scoff, a mixture of anger and happiness both combined in it.
"Would you mind giving them these, Nari-shi." I liked how quick he was to fire the germs out from this place. This man needs much respect than he gets from anyone for being a good judge and a critic.
"Not at all, PD-nim." I take the five letters and we grin at each other.
I happily trudge towards the door when my name was called and I swiftly turn back.
"Your cover is going to get blown off soon, Nari-shi~"
"My cover sure is going to get blown, but I don't think its happening any sooner Hyuk-shi. Thank you for your time."
"Alright~"
Best. Boss. Ever.
So when I come back from the discussion and hand over the giggling girls of tragedy their statement letters, their reactions were just as priceless as me punching their nasty faces.
"Wha—"
"Oh, and he also mentioned that he needs you all out by 2pm. Good luck in packing up 'cause its already 1:15~"
Their grumbles and hidden swears were so satisfying to my ears that I couldn't stop smirking. After they leave, Jimin and Namjoon jump in the air shamelessly, Hoseok doing a victory dance along with the bunny boy Jungkook.
"Haha you guys are cracking me up! Stooooop!" I choke on nothing but air and begin to cough.
"Yo noona!" The perky voice of Kim Taehyung makes me cough more before a glass full of water is brought to my mouth.
