HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY
mum
avalon, what did you mean by "isabel's girlfriend"
isabel
AVALON DON'T SAY A WORD OR I'LL USE AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE ON YOU
mum
isabel, only mummy is allowed to commit war crimes, alright?
avalon. please tell me
avalon
alright but isabel better stay away from me
it was mostly a joke, but i was talking about cordelia rosier
they're in LoVeEe
isabel
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
arthur
finally, someone who shares the same feelings towards avalon
avalon
brb i'm googling how to emancipate yourself
mum
oh no
isabel minerva you are NOT allowed to date cordelia rosier
avalon
MUM don't be homophobic
isabel
GOOD THING WE AREN'T DATING
i hate her guts
avalon
then why do you look at her like she hung all the stars in the sky HMMM
mum
avalon i'm not being homophobic shut it
cordelia rosier is not the type of person i want my youngest child dating
she'd chew you up and spit you out
isabel
i'm hurt :(
you really don't think i can handle myself against cordelia freaking rosier?
mum
oh no darling you can definitely handle yourself
but when one of you breaks the other's heart, i don't want to hear from her father about how you make her life a living hell
isabel
mum i'm glad you think i would make her life a living hell
but i don't like cordelia, and i don't think i like girls
avalon
well one of us was bound to be a little gay
unfortunately, it's not me :(
bets are on arthur!
arthur
i wish mum swallowed you
avalon
SHE WOULD'VE SWALLOWED YOU TOO, IDIOT
WE'RE TWINS
mum arthur is coming up to me i'm scared
MUM
MUMMY
HE HEXED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE GREAT HALL
dad
well, did you deserve it?
avalon
DAD
mum
freddie.
dad
sorry love
arthur don't hex your sister
arthur
sorry i suddenly forgot how to read
avalon
you guys are so mean to me
azkaban for the lot of you
mum
avalon that's not something to joke about
your nana was in azkaban while i was pregnant with oliver
avalon
OKAY AND?
SHE'S FINE
ARTHUR WOULD SURVIVE A SHORT LITTLE TRIP TO AZKABAN
isabel
no he wouldn't
he'd get eaten alive
avalon
even more reason to send him for a quick field trip
arthur
i hate this family
mum
i did not perform the killing curse on a death eater just for the wellbeing of this family for laughs.
next time you want to say you hate this family, fight in a war to save it first.
oliver
jeez mum take a joke
there's a lot to unpack here
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Fanfictionin which avalon weasley wreaks havoc at hogwarts ☾ OR: in which the daughter of fred weasley and amelia bishop juggles a teenage crush, her schoolwork, and having infamous parents during her years at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. [SOCI...