MISSED CALLS ➡︎ TEDDY LUPIN [2] ✓

xiv. GROUPCHAT

HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY

mum

hello, my dear children

avalon

hi mummy what's up

mum

the book signing for my new release is this weekend in hogsmeade, can you lot make it?

isabel

yeah i'll be there

what's the book called again?

mum

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban!!

dad

still can't believe kingsley is letting you publish these in the muggle world

arthur

and these books are based off of your life?

mum

well, darling, when the minister for magic is dating your mother, and you're not directly defying the international statute of secrecy, things tend to be allowed

and not quite, arthur, they're based off your uncle harry's life, and i've written myself out of them

oliver

wait so in the books you aren't dating dad?

mum

nope! i don't exist in the books

avalon

do we exist in the books?

mum

nope

wanted to keep my babies out of the spotlight

isabel

rude :/

avalon

can i bring beth

mum

when have i ever said no to you bringing beth anywhere

avalon

fair point

idk a jk rowling. amelia weasley wrote the harry potter books (for legal reasons this is a joke don't sue me)