MISSED CALLS ➡︎ TEDDY LUPIN [2] ✓

lxv. TEXTS

TEDDY & AVA

teddy

hello, darling girlfriend

ava

hey weirdo what's up

teddy

no need to call me names

anyway, i have a question for you

ava

alright what's your question

teddy

so you know how your birthday is coming up right

ava

yes teddy i am aware of when my birthday is

teddy

i hate you

but ANYWAY

if i were to throw you a birthday party, who would you want invited

ava

YOU WANT TO THROW ME A BIRTHDAY PARTY?

teddy

yes

but it's a surprise party so i will be obliviating you as soon as you tell me who you want invited

ava

I LOVE SURPRISE PARTIES

but alright

obviously beth, isabel, oliver, lawrence, vic, laurel, luna, clarissa, alaina, jo, violetta, alex and jack, cordelia can come if she promises to be nice

honestly everyone that i know except arthur

teddy

why not arthur

ava

it's revenge for the sixteen years of superhero-themed birthday parties i had to endure

teddy

you've really never had your own birthday party?

ava

babe you were around for ten of them.

did you ever see me getting a princess party?

like, yeah, growing up with a twin brother forced me to like superheroes as much as the next gal but i hated never having anything be about JUST me

even beth isn't just mine anymore

i've always had to share everything with arthur and i hate being resentful about it because my parents always try their hardest but it doesn't always work out

teddy

i love you

ava

love you too butthead

teddy

i can't just not invite arthur but i promise your birthday party is going to be all about you, alright?

ava

yeah that's fine

but do you really have to obliviate me?

teddy

how am i supposed to throw you a surprise party if you know about it

ava

I'LL FORGET

WATCH

I HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN

teddy

are you in your room?

ava

no

teddy

ava i can hear you playing music in your room

and i just heard you say "wand, mute" so don't try to hide

ava

what are you talking about hahahaha

i'm not even home

teddy

i just heard the door lock

baby come on let me obliviate you just a little bit

ava

no

STOP IT'S NOT FAIR THAT YOU CAN USE MAGIC

DON'T YOU DARE ALOHAMORA MY DOOR

teddy

DID YOU SHOVE YOUR DESK AGAINST THE DOOR?

ava

YES

I DON'T WANT TO BE OBLIVIATED

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ava

what were we talking about?

teddy

nothing important

love you!

alternately titled: avalon doesn't like being obliviated