MISSED CALLS ➡︎ TEDDY LUPIN [2] ✓

xxxii. TEXTS

OLIVER & TEDDY

oliver

is something going on between you and my sister?

teddy

uh

which sister

oliver

don't be an idiot, teddy

if there's something going on between you and avalon i need to know

teddy

ollie mate i love you

you're like my brother and you are my best friend

but respectfully, if there was something going on between me and ava it wouldn't be your business

oliver

are you fucking kidding me

that's my sister

teddy

if i had a brother and you wanted to date him i wouldn't stop you or give you shit for it

oliver

this is avalon we're talking about

my little sister

she's sixteen. and you're almost eighteen.

i don't want you messing around with her

teddy

first of all, i've known her for almost ten years. it's not like i'm some stranger creeping on your sister.

secondly, i don't intend on "messing around" with her

she made the first move

and i've been giving her space to figure out if she wants anything to do with me

i like her, oliver. and if that's not something you can get behind, alright.

i just don't get why you're making a big deal out of this

oliver

because she's my SISTER

teddy

if anything, you should approve of me and her

because you know me. you know my track record with girls.

you know me better than anyone

you know i'd never do anything to hurt her, or ANY girl, for that matter

oliver

if you want to date her, fine. go ahead.

but you can't have the both of us in your life.

teddy

don't make me choose oliver come on

i've always had both of you in my life

why do you have to do this

BETH & AVALON

beth

YOU AND TEDDY?

SINCE WHEN

avalon

ghdfgjadkglrh i've been meaning to tell you

i've just been trying to figure my feelings out

beth

MAAM YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRYING TO FIGURE YOUR FEELINGS OUT

avalon

WAIT what do you mean me and teddy

how'd you find out

beth

are you DUMB

ever since new years he's been looking at you differently

SPILL.

avalon

alright so

after you and ollie and arthur and isabel went to bed

it was just me and teddy in the living room

and SOMEHOW i grew the balls to kiss him right at midnight

beth

YOU'RE KIDDING

avalon

I'M NOT

AND THEN HE KISSED ME BEFORE THE MATCH LAST WEEK

beth

so when are you two getting married.

avalon

as soon as i figure out my feelings

beth

aaaaand we've circled back to this

what feelings are you trying to sort out

avalon

i'm trying to distinguish between the fantasy teddy lupin that i've created in my mind

and the real teddy lupin who might actually be better than the man of my dreams

beth

that's so sappy ew

I LOVE IT

FREDDIE & MEELY

meely

so how long do you think it'll take teddy and avalon to get together

freddie

by the start of summer, i'd say

maybe sooner if we slip some veritaserum into their drinks

meely

NO

I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT

freddie

amelia IT HAS BEEN TWENTY YEARS

LET IT GO

meely

NEVER

another one bc i'm a glass of wine down and i'm tipsy