MISSED CALLS ➡︎ TEDDY LUPIN [2] ✓

cxxxiv. GROUPCHAT

HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY

mum
avalon
av
avalon fleur
AVALON

avalon
I AM TRYING TO SLEEP WHAT DO YOU WANT

mum
THE DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT RULED ON YOUR CASE

avalon
omg what did they decide

isabel
yes omg i'm so nervous

mum
drumroll please...

arthur
drumming noises

mum
MEGAN SHEPHERD HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF ONE COUNT OF ATTEMPTED MURDER
SHE HAS BEEN EXPELLED FROM HOGWARTS

avalon
wow period
can't believe it's finally over
after i've already left hogwarts smh

mum
yeah, apparently there were several eyewitness accounts saying they saw her stealing the poison or heard her talking about it to her friends
the head investigator said it was a good thing that we didn't push for azkaban since she's so young, they probably wouldn't have ruled in our favor

isabel
aw damn i kind of wanted her to not get expelled so i can make her life a living hell next year
like i DARE a homophobic bitch to try me. i'll beat her ass into next week

avalon
ugh yes queen i love that energy

dad
language, is

isabel
respectfully, no <3

oliver
hey, quick question
how do i plan a wedding

mum
i helped plan aunt fleur's but aunt bellamy planned most of mine because i was too busy, you know, birthing you
so we'll sit down with laurie one day when neither of you are working and we'll plan it together

oliver
hey don't blame me for interrupting your wedding planning
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN

mum
oh shut it
if it weren't for you, auntie narcissa would still be with her death eater ex husband
so we're all thankful for you

avalon
what about arthur and i?

dad
one of you was an accident
you can pick who you think it is

isabel
was i an accident?

mum
freddie shut up they were all accidents

arthur
RUDE

avalon
i hate it here

fun fact i was an accident