MISSED CALLS ➡︎ TEDDY LUPIN [2] ✓

cxiv. GROUPCHAT

BITCHES N WITCHES

avalon
girls
i have bad news

isabel
can i be the baby's godmother

avalon
isabel i'm not pregnant

isabel
oh thank merlin
because that baby would come out one quarter werewolf and one quarter metamorphmagus and i don't want that for you

victoire
isabel minerva weasley

isabel
sorry av

beth
what's your bad news

avalon
i've got food poisoning
probably from the valentine's day chocolates teddy sent me

victoire
uh, av, teddy didn't send you any chocolates
he was planning on surprising you and taking you out for ice cream after our lunch
so he didn't send you anything

beth
oh godric

alaina
avalon check the box
or the note that said it was from teddy
what does it say

avalon
"to hogwarts' best seeker, love, teddy"
that seemed weird but i didn't question it
wait
he wouldn't compliment me on how good of a seeker i am
he'd just talk about how pretty i am or something else that's super sappy

josephine
oh fuck
av where are you

avalon
i've been in the bathroom all morning puking

violetta
don't move, i'm in the common room so i'll be up in 2 seconds

avalon
why are you lot all freaking out

cordelia
they think you've been poisoned, probably

avalon
HUH

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violetta
guys i got to the bathroom and av is passed out on the floor
what do i do?

cordelia
first off you need to relax
merlin, you lot are high strung
is she breathing?

violetta
yes

cordelia
that's a good thing
it means whoever poisoned her wasn't trying to kill her, or if they were they're too stupid to do it properly
if you can, try to get her to the hospital wing
you're rather tiny, though, so get someone to help you

violetta
alright i've got cameron, he's carrying her

isabel
please let me know if my sister is alright

i love cordelia that's all