HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY
mum
don't forget, the anniversary party is tomorrow night
please let me know who you're all bringing
dad
i'm bringing my side chick
mum
i am going to divorce you one day
and i will use these texts as evidence
dad
love you!
mum
fan behavior, innit?
avalon
i'm bringing teddy
isabel
wow big shocker
i'm bringing cordelia
avalon
wOw BiG sHoCkEr
mum
DO I FINALLY GET TO MEET YOUR GIRLFRIEND???
isabel
yes, mum. don't make a big deal out of it
mum
does she like cookies? i'll make her cookies
arthur
i'm bringing beth
avalon
YOU DON'T GET TO CLAIM HER
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND
SHE BECAME YOUR GIRLFRIEND TEN YEARS AFTER SHE BECAME MY BEST FRIEND
arthur
shut up ugly
dad
arthur narcissus. you can THINK your sister is ugly but you can't SAY it
avalon
DAD
arthur
sorry dad
oliver
is it alright if i bring someone?
avalon
ollie i'm already bringing teddy, you don't have to ask
oliver
no dumbass
i'm bringing a guy
avalon
OH MY GOD
DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND
oliver
not a boyfriend, but he has potential
avalon
oh so he's one of your hoes
mum
avalon don't refer to your brother's potential love interests as hoes
we'll just call them spicy boyfriends
avalon
i hate it here
mum
oh, don't forget all the cousins are coming too
isabel, don't make fun of albus severus's name this time
i know it's so fucking stupid but uncle harry gets sensitive
avalon
at least we were all mostly named after living people
fuckin harry and his obsession with the dead
mum
language
avalon
YOU JUST SWORE???????????
isabel
is auntie narcissa going to be there?
dad
duh
avalon
thank GODRIC
i miss her
mum
don't let aunt bels know she's not your favorite
avalon
when aunt bellamy gets me vintage designer stuff for christmas and birthdays, she will be my favorite
isabel
YOU ONLY LIKE AUNTIE NARCISSA FOR HER MONEY
avalon
NO I DON'T
I LOVE HER BECAUSE SHE'S A BAD BITCH
and because i wouldn't have met teddy if it weren't for her
arthur
who else is coming
mum
all your aunts and uncles
except for uncle charlie
he got caught up in romania
isabel
how rude of him
mum
um let me think of who else is coming
your uncle oliver, aunt gabby, uncle dean, uncle neville, aunt luna, and a bunch more people from when your dad and i were at hogwarts
avalon
why do we call them aunts and uncles if we aren't actually related to them
mum
same reason why you call aunt narcissa aunt narcissa
because they're family
sexy bitches love the bishop-weasley family
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