MISSED CALLS ➡︎ TEDDY LUPIN [2] ✓

cxxx. GROUPCHAT

HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILY

mum
really, avalon?
most likely to get sent to azkaban?

avalon
yeah i thought that was quite funny
did you see the best quidditch player thing though?

dad
yes
and we are so proud of you av

arthur
honestly, am i just the next door neighbor or something?

avalon
yes <3

dad
would you like us to talk about the accidentally build a bomb thing, arthur?

arthur
YES
BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ACTUALLY BE TALKING TO ME AND NOT THE PARASITE

avalon
wow, arthur, that was actually a good one

arthur
thanks, av

avalon
no problem <3

mum
arthur, darling, we're proud of you as well
you both are amazing students and people overall

isabel
ollie, i feel neglected

oliver
don't know how the middle children are overshadowing the oldest and the youngest
what a weird change

mum
oh shut up
we were showering you with praise last year when you got 'most likely to become a millionaire', oliver.
and isabel, don't act like we don't give you everything you ask for

isabel
fair point
sorry mummy
on that note, though, can i get that gucci sweater i've had my eye on?

dad
i hate you
but add it to the christmas list

avalon
can i add some stuff i want to the christmas list?

dad
ask aunt narcissa

avalon
DAD
you're so mean
this is why aunt ginny is my favorite out of all of you

mum
this is why you're adopted

if reese comments simping over arthur of all people ill unalive