{Ten has logged on}
{Eleven has logged on}
{WhovianNation has logged on}
{Ten and Eleven are preparing themselves for an onslaught of fangirling/fanboying}
{Clara has logged on}
{She, too, is preparing for an onslaught of fangirling/fanboying...}
WhovianNation: O.o
Clara: Yes, I am Clara Oswald. Yes, they are the Doctor. And no, I do not fancy the Doctor.
WhovianNation: O.o
Ten: Hello! I'm--
WhovianNation: I KNOW.
Ten: Oh. Right. Well. I thought it would be polite to--
WhovianNation: THERE'S NO NEED TO BE POLITE.
Eleven: Good! I'm never polite!
WhovianNation: FEZZES ARE COOL.
Eleven: O.o
Eleven: DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY FEZ HUMAN CHILD!
Eleven: Anyway, continue?
WhovianNation: I have one thing to say to you...
WhovianNation: Don't go to Trenzalore.
{RiverSong has logged on}
RiverSong: Spoilers..
{RiverSong has logged off}
WhovianNation: Omgsh I totally ship you two
Ten: Wait, like.. pirate ship? Ahar matey? Walk the plank? Polly want a cracker?
WhovianNation: Yowza!!
Ten: Bless you.
WhovianNation: Why?
Ten: You sneezed.
WhovianNation: No. That's the name of the ship.
Ten: What, so the SS Yowza? That's a rubbish name.
Eleven: I like it! The SS Yowza!
WhovianNation: You guys are totally misunderstanding this. Like, Whouffle, and Tenpetals, and --
Ten: Tenpetals? Is that a reference to-
WhovianNation: Yup.
Ten: ..
Ten: Okay!
{WeepingAngel has logged on}
WeepingAngel: Oh, hey Doctor!
WeepingAngel: I'm on vacation.
WeepingAngel: In Manhattan.
WeepingAngel: I'm seeing someone about a pond.
Eleven: AOEIATAGHEIIEWIWAEIAEWOPQAOAVAEFWBJEB!!!!!
WeepingAngel: ???
Eleven: ARGHGHAHWIOEAGJAGIOKILL YOU!!!!
Ten: Say again, the TARDIS isn't translating angry gibberish.
Eleven: I can't, foreknowledge. !!!
Ten: What's wrong with a Weeping Angel seeing someone about a pond or a river or whatever?
Eleven: Wait, where's Clara
Eleven: CLARA
Eleven: CLARA OSWIN OSWALD, HAVE YOU DIED AGAIN??
Clara: What? No. I was checking on the souffle.
WhovianNation: Whouffle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clara: What? No, it's spelled with an S, trust me, I-
WhovianNation: i ship Yowza more, but you guys are cute too
Ten: I'm so lost.
Eleven: What the fez..?
Ten: language!
Eleven: Fine, what the converse?
Ten: SONNY GO WASH OUT YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP
Clara: *sigh*
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The Doctor Who Chatroom
FanfictionBasically, Doctor Who characters and a TARDIS load of other crazy fandoms meet on an online chatroom, with catastrophic results. Involving dance parties. And sentient bananas. Question: What could possibly go wrong when you put Doctor Who in an onl...
