{Eleven has logged on}
{Eleven is bored}
{Eleven has invited Clara, Amy, Rory, Ten, and Twelve}
{Twelve has logged on}
Twelve:
Eleven:
Twelve:
Eleven:
Twelve: I don't know what you want, where you are, or what the Gallifrey you were thinking, but if you interrupt me while I am watching Lord of the Rings again, I will find you, and I will cause your fez to spontaneously combust.
Eleven:
Twelve:
Eleven:
Twelve: And then you will die.
{Clara has logged on}
{Amy has logged on}
Amy: ...
Amy: Geez, Gramps is grumpy.
Twelve: Everyone shut up and go away.
Clara: Basically me on Monday mornings.
Amy: Basically me on every morning.
Eleven: :(
Eleven: He
Eleven: He said
Eleven: He said he would kill my fez
Eleven:
Clara:
Amy:
Eleven: NOOOOOOOOO
Amy: Um, he also threatened your life. I'd be more worried about your life than your fez.
Eleven: Well, if he comes back in time and kills me now, then he'll never be around to come back in time, so I'll be alive, so I'll still interrupt him while he's watching Lord of the Rings, so he'll still come back in time----
Twelve: EVERYONE GO AWAY
Twelve: Whats-his-face just died, everyone shut up and leave, please.
Clara: Where are you? In the console? I love LotR, I'll get some popcorn--
Twelve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED SOME SPACE
Twelve: ARRRGH
Twelve: WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT ???!
Amy: Why would who do what?
Twelve: Kill Strawberry!
Clara: Um, I don't think there is any character in Lord of the Rings named Strawberry. Are you watching something else now?
Twelve: YOU HEARTLESS DALEKS! STRAWBERRY WAS THE BLOODY HORSE!
Eleven: :(
Eleven: Poor Strawberry!
Eleven:
Eleven: I need a moment
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