{Ten has logged on}
Ten: WHAT
Ten: WHAT IS THIS
{TheMaster has logged on}
Ten: DID YOU DO THIS???
TheMaster: Do wh--aaahhhh noo heck no!!!!
Ten: YES. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. NOW FIX IT.
TheMaster: What do I look like, a computer... person.... thingy??? I'm working on it...
TheMaster: I can't change it.. what!
TheMaster: The TARDIS is refusing to help...
Ten: WHY??
TheMaster: .. she thinks it's funny.. okay, I don't like it any more than you do! But there's nothing we can do for the moment. We'll have to wait for Clara to log on to change the names back.
Ten: NO. JUST... NO. THAT'S TOO LONG TO WAIT.
TheMaster: This could be pretty funny though. Come on, we could freak people out!
TheMaster: I thought you liked freaking people out?
Ten: ...
Ten: Okay, you have my attention.
TheMaster: I'll be myself-- which is nice and amazing--
Ten: You are not nice and amazing! You're weak and all you do is kidnap stupid humans and prance around trying to look clever!
TheMaster: ..
TheMaster: XD
Ten: Okay.
Ten: Okay, you're right, I have to admit this looks pretty weird.
TheMaster: And all you have to do is be your insane murderous self! :D And it'll just confuse everyone. I know I'm confused.
{Rose has logged on}
Rose: Wait what what ????? !!! WHO CHANGED MY USERNAME!!
Ten: Our brilliant plan just went out the window, Doc. Everyone's names have been changed.
TheMaster: Wait, yours has been changed too? Who are you really? Rose, I mean. WHERE IS ROSE?
Rose: I'M DAVROS
Ten: Lol
TheMaster: Davros??? How are you alive?
Rose: I NEVER DIE
Ten: Join the club.
{Nine has logged on}
Nine: Wait what- who changed my name?
TheMaster: * facepalm * This is going to get confusing...
Nine: NO NOT YOU ARGH GET AWAY FROM ME WE DEFEATED YOU
Ten: I'll save you!
TheMaster: Wait- what- no, I'm not the Master!
Ten: Of course you are! Don't lie!
TheMaster: seriously. stop it. now.
Nine: What the heck happened?! I'm Martha! Not Nine. Doctor, who changed my username?
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The Doctor Who Chatroom
FanfictionBasically, Doctor Who characters and a TARDIS load of other crazy fandoms meet on an online chatroom, with catastrophic results. Involving dance parties. And sentient bananas. Question: What could possibly go wrong when you put Doctor Who in an onl...