The Doctor Who Chatroom

Attack of the Fandom Troll

{whovianat221b has logged on} 

{dontbelasagna has logged on} 

whovianat221b: Ah, yes. The smell of season premieres is in the air. The smell of autumn. 

dontbelasagna: That salty smell, you mean? Yeah, that's tears. 

whovianat221b: No, I meant the burning smell as the Sherlockians burn the heart out of Steven Moffat for making them wait. 

{fandomsmwahaha has logged on} 

fandomsmwahaha: I think you mean that burning smell is actually Mary Winchester.

whovianat221b: .. 

whovianat221b: HOW ABOUT NO.  

fandomsmwahaha: It's a lovely time of year, you know. Do you know what the leaves and Sherlock Holmes have in common? 

dontbelasagna: NO. 

whovianat221b: STOP IT. 

fandomsmwahaha: They both fall. 

{dontbelasagna has kicked fandomsmwahaha from the chat} 

whovianat221b: that person was eeeeeviiillllllllllllllllllllllllll

{fandomsmwahaha has returned} 

{MWAHAHAHA} 

fandomsmwahaha: Did you miss me? Did you miss me? Did you miss me-- 

dontbelasagna: STOP! WHO ARE YOU? 

fandomsmwahaha: I am the Evil in the World, the Unbeatable, the Spoiler of Every Book, Movie, and TV Show You've Ever Read or Watched. I Am the Feels Maker, I am DARKNESS-- 

whovianat221b: Well, that's quite a resume... 

{fandomsmwahaha has changed their name to FANDOMTROLL} 

FANDOMTROLL: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME. GANDALF DIES IN FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, THE DOCTOR NEVER TOLD ROSE HE LOVED HER, AMY AND RORY'S PARENTS NEVER HEARD FROM THEIR CHILDREN AGAIN, HARRY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE REMUS WHEN IN ANOTHER LIFE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE A SECOND FATHER-- 

dontbelasagna: stop it! stop !! shut uppity up up up ! 

{whovianat221b has invited Sherlock and Eleven} 

whovianat221b: Okay, fictional characters. I fight and defend you, now it's time you defend me! DESTROY THE FANDOM TROLL! 

Sherlock: I'm not fictional, fifteen year old British girl with a fandom obsession, three friends, and a pet lizard. 

Eleven: RELEASE THE FEZZES 

{THE FEZZES HAVE BEEN RELEASED} 

{RAAWWWRRRR} 

{THE FEZ ARMY IS COMING} 

FANDOMTROLL: You must be desperate to call upon such lost souls! 

{Loki has logged on} 

Loki: Bruh. Don't steal my line.

{Loki has logged off} 

GeneralFez: Doctor, sir, we are ready to attack when you command.  

Eleven: Take the Fandom Troll alive. It must be taught a lesson. 

CaptainFez: Aye, aye, sir! 

{THE FEZZES ARE ATTACKING!} 

FANDOMTROLL: I will not be defeated, Doctor. What can fezzes do against my might? 

FANDOMTROLL: Clara said you won't ever walk by a fez, and yet something tells me your older self will do just that. Time to grow up, Doctor. No more bow-tie. 

Eleven: .. 

Eleven: .. but.. I like bow-ties .. 

dontbelasagna: No, Doctor, don't succumb to the feels! 

feels: in the end, you will always kneel to the feels.. bow down, peasants.. 

FANDOMTROLL: And you, Sherlock! What can you do? You're just a man. A man trying to be something greater, and yet, to society, you are nothing but a freak. All those boring little people. You can't even keep a friend. 

Sherlock: 

Sherlock: 

Sherlock: And you are an attention-seeking teenaged female with no social standing and a less than average intelligence. Better yet, a troll. What place in society does a troll have? Wallow in your feels, puny fandom troll, and keep them to yourself. Now, I'm off to find someone who actually poses an interesting problem...

{Sherlock has logged off}  

whovianat221b: SNAPPITY SNAP SNAP 

FANDOMTROLL: No!  I have not yet released my greatest weapon. I am not defeated yet! 

GeneralFez: Down, fandom troll! Go back to the shadow!! GO BACK TO TROLL LAND ! 

FANDOMTROLL: i refuse!!!!  Eleven, I hope you enjoy your time in Trenzalore. 

Eleven:

Eleven:

Eleven: :((

Eleven: I don't wanna go! 

dontbelasagna: The Fandom Troll must be beatable somehow. 

EmperorFez: FANDOM TROLL, I TAKE FROM YOU YOUR NETFLIX, YOUR TROLL TUMBLR BLOG, YOUR TROLL INSTAGRAM, YOUR TROLL WATTPAD ACCOUNT. I STRIP YOU OF YOUR TROLLING ABILITIES. 

FANDOMTROLL: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

{FANDOMTROLL has exploded into feels} 

Eleven: Why, thank you, Emperor Fez! 

{RiverSong has logged on} 

{RiverSong has shot EmperorFez} 

RiverSong: Ah, that's better. 

FezArmy: HOW DARE YOU DESTROY OUR LEADER! 

Eleven: But...but I like the fezzes... 

whovianat221b: Me too! 

dontbelasagna: I prefer Stetsons. 

FezArmy: WE DECLARE WAR ON RIVER SONG -- 

RiverSong: * shoots all the fezzes * 

RiverSong: * the fezzes blow away on the wind * 

RiverSong: * blows smoke from tip of gun * 

RiverSong: That's much better.