{Ten has logged on}
{Ten has invited Rose}
{Ten has invited Martha}
{Ten has invited marthaspuppy}
{Ten has invited Donna}
{Ten has invited SomeRandomDalek}
Ten: GUYS I'VE JUST HAD AN EPITHANY
Donna: Is that like internal hemorrhage?
Ten: NO NO (well. kind of. ) IT'S AN IDEA I'VE HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA
SomeRandomDalek: DOCTOR, YOU WILL BE EXTERMIN--
Ten: Hang on, it's not your bit yet--
Rose: What's up?
Ten: WHAT IF...
Ten: ALL THIS TIME...
Ten: DALEKS ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD COOKS!!!
Martha: ...
marthaspuppy: ...
Martha: ^^ wait what
Ten: THINK ABOUT IT
Ten: EGGS
Ten: STIR
Ten: for a MINute
Ten: And then EAT!
Donna: But that's 'extermin-eat'...
SomeRandomDalek: EXTERMINATE!!!!!
Ten: NO NO NO I'M NOT FINISHED
Ten: THE WHISK
Ten: COME ON
Ten: EGGS-STIR-
Ten: WITH A WHISK
Rose: um, if you stir eggs for a minute and then eat them, that's going to be bloody awful
Martha: Unless, I dunno, it's fry them for a minute and then eat them...
{WeepingAngel has logged on}
WeepingAngel: What is it with frying everything?
WeepingAngel: Next it'll be you claiming to have seen frying saucers!
WeepingAngel:
WeepingAngel:
WeepingAngel: Oh snap
WeepingAngel: I'm just hilarious
Donna: I'll be snapping you in a minute!
WeepingAngel: O.o
WeepingAngel: DON'T BLINK!!
WeepingAngel: MWHAHAHA
{WeepingAngel has logged off}
Ten: Did we just get hacked by a Weeping Angel?
Rose: Oh my gosh imagine face time with a weeping angel!
Ten: XD XD XD
Martha: Anyway....?
Ten: RIGHT
Ten: YES
Ten: COOKING
Ten: I'm a THYME lord, get it???
Martha: Either you're actually trying to be funny or you just opened up a tumblr account..
Donna: The Garleks died in the Thyme War
Ten: And the Dar-leeks!
Rose: I'd say the food is very...ood
Martha: Oh, not you too!
Ten: MARTHA
Ten: MARTHA NEVER EAT APPLES
Martha: Why not?
Rose: An apple away keeps the Doctor away..
Rose: ... but if the Doctor is cute, forget the fruit..
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The Doctor Who Chatroom
FanfictionBasically, Doctor Who characters and a TARDIS load of other crazy fandoms meet on an online chatroom, with catastrophic results. Involving dance parties. And sentient bananas. Question: What could possibly go wrong when you put Doctor Who in an onl...
