The Doctor Who Chatroom

The Calm Before A Storm

{that ten bloke has loggged}

Ten: All is quiet 

Ten: tis the calm before a storm 

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Ten: okay where's the storm 

Storm: Doctor, you have the patience to put enough hair product to float a battleship in your rooster hair-do and yet do not have the patience to await my arrival? 

Ten: METAPHORICAL STORM 

Ten: AND I DO NOT PUT PRODUCT IN MY HAIR 

Storm: Not even hairspray? 

Ten: NO, IT'S NATURALLY.... NATURALLY... STICKY UPPY 

Storm: The eloquence of an ancient. 

Ten: DON'T MOCK ME 

Ten: I'LL GO BACK IN TIME AND TROLL YOUR ANCESTORS

Storm: Isn't that the plot of Terminator? 

{Knock knock here comes Amy} 

{Amy Pond of whom we're very fond} 

{poetry} 

Amy: Blimey, it's been a while since I've been on. Hey, Doc! What are you up to? 

Ten: Oh, you know, fulfilling my role as the only character in almost every single chapter of this book. 

Amy: 

Ten: Nothing! What are you up to? 

Amy: Being dead in the twentieth century. 

Ten: OH 

Ten: WELL THEN 

{Sherlock log havin} 

Sherlock: How do you feel about participating in an online poll I'm making? 

Ten: er... okay? 

Amy: That depends on what the poll is 

Sherlock: WhEtHeR oR nOt JoHn WaTsOn Is A hEdGeHog?!?!?!

Ten: How much have you had to drink? 

Sherlock: Yes 

{Sherlock has offed loggering} 

Amy: aw he didn't tell us where to find the online poll 

Ten: Will you watch Disney movies with me

Amy: We're literally in different timelines

Ten: 

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Ten: Will you watch Disney movies with me 

{to log on, O Pumpkin Time} 

PumpkinTime: just your daily reminder that it's almost Halloween for dem readers so you should go on a long tangent about it Doctor right now 

{PumpkinTime loggedy off off} 

Ten: okay I've just noticed something

Amy: Halloween? 

Ten: yes but the chatroom is acting weird 

Amy: isn't it always? oh true 

Ten: and it has been acting odd lately, but this is the most noticeable

Amy: lol it's like the chatroom is at the same party as Sherlock 

Amy: just a mo I'll invite someone and see what happens 

{Amyeeeeeeet yeet yett has inviting them person} 

Amy: nothing happened 

Ten: um, that sentence happened. 'amyeeet yeet yett' 

Amy: CHATROOM 

Chatroom: yes dear 

Amy: What's up? 

Chatroom: space is up 

Chatroom: The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

Ten: I'M A DOCTAHHHH I CAN HELP IF YOU'RE ILL CHATROOM *ENTHUSIASM* 

Ten: *STILL NOT SURE WHY PEOPLE PUT WORDS BETWEEN ASTERISKS* 

Ten: *ALSO WHAT'S UP WITH THE WORD ASTERISK*

Amy: so risky

Chatroom: .- / ...- .. .-. ..- ... / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / .. -- .--. .-.. .- -. - . -.. / .. -. / -- -.-- / .... .- .-. -.. / -.. .-. .. ...- . .-.-.- / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .. ... / .- -... --- ..- - / - --- / --. --- / -.. --- .-- -. .... .. .-.. .-.. --..-- / -.. --- -.-. - --- .-. .-.-.- / -... . / .-- .- .-. -. . -.. .-.-.-

Amy: is that gibberish Morse Code 

Ten: nahhhhhhh 

Ten: It's little faces 

Ten: look at how cute the little faces are .-. 

Amy:

Amy: 

Amy: Doctor that is definitely Morse Code 

Chatroom: morse code? what is?? is what??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/you're all going to die????????????????????????????doctor you're being watched?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Ten: see it's definitely not Morse Code 

Amy: DOCTOR 

Ten: what? 

Amy: READ BETWEEN THE LINES 

Ten: There are no lines, this is an online chatroom. I think I would notice if there was lines, Amy. 

Chatroommm: hey doctor what's everywhere and you are in the midst of it 

Ten: space 

ChatrRUNroom: danger 

To be continued.............-. --- / --- -. . / .. ... / ... .- ..-. . ...............................

.................much subtle...........very subtle......so wow