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Lord of the Toe-rings

{Frodo has logged on}

Frodo: SAMMMM

{Frodo has invited Sam} 

{Sam has logged on} 

Frodo: SAMMMMMMMMMM

Sam: What are these things, mr. frodo? Computers? 

Frodo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Sam: What's wrong, mr. frodo? 

Frodo: I MUST TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR SAM 

Sam: I know that, mr. frodo. I'm helping you! :D

Frodo: NO BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SAM

Frodo: IT'S MY BURDEN 

Frodo: I MUST TAKE IT 

Frodo: I MUST TAKE IT TO MORDOR SAM 

{Twelve has logged on} 

Twelve: Oh, shut up you weak, lazy idiot. Stop whimpering and take one of the eagles. 

Frodo: YOU WANT IT 

Frodo: YOU'D TRY TO STEAL IT FROM MEEEEE

Frodo: AHHHHHHHHHHH 

{Frodo has fled screaming} 

Sam: * sigh * 

Twelve: Why are you *sigh*ing? I always thought you were the more intelligent of the two!! Get off your bottom and get after him, knock a bit of sense in his curly head, and  GET THE BLOODY RING TO MORDOR! 

{Sam has very quickly logged off} 

{Gandalf has logged on} 

Gandalf: Hmmmmm 

Gandalf: Maybe I should take you along. I can never get the Hobbits to do anything. 

Twelve: Maybe you should try being Scottish. It's easier to be cross with people. 

{Amy has logged on} 

Amy: Hello, future Doctor! 

Amy: OI 

Amy: I AM NOT CROSS 

Amy: * is extremely cross * 

{Ten has logged on} 

Ten: I don't think I'm cross, do you? 

Twelve: Well, you're not Scottish, are you, Toothpick? 

Ten: Oh. True. Sorry. 

FourthWall: How dare you imply such a thing, David Tennant! 

Everyone: * collective gasp * 

Ten: 

Ten: 

Ten:

Ten: Who's david tennant? 

Gandalf: I haven't the slightest. 

Ten: GANDALFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Ten: CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH :O 

Ten: OH MAH LAWD 

Ten: DIS IS BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTT 

{Twelve has kicked Ten from the chat} 

Amy: Gandalf.. You're from... um.. Harry Potter, right?