{somerandomwhovian has logged on}
{HarryPotter has logged on}
{Eleven has logged on}
Somerandomwhovian: blimey
Eleven: blimey
HarryPotter: blimey
Eleven: O.o
Eleven: A WHOVIAN! RUN FOR COVER!
HarryPotter: Not my problem, mate :)
somerandomwhovian: can i ask you a question?
Eleven&harry: who?
somerandomwhovian: Not you harry, the Doctor
HarryPotter: well then
HarryPotter: so
HarryPotter: I SEE HOW IT IS
HarryPotter: I SAVE YOU FROM NOSY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET
somerandomwhovian:
Eleven:
HarryPotter:
HarryPotter: ..
somerandomwhovian: Harry?
HarryPotter: Yes?!
somerandomwhovian: Eat a Snickers.
HarryPotter: WHY?
somerandomwhovian: You're not yourself.
Eleven: *snickers*
HarryPotter: Wait, are you eating a Snickers or snickering at me? Or just snickering?
Eleven: I'm eating fish fingers and custard
Eleven: duh
Eleven: * muggles *
HarryPotter: I AM NOT A MUGGLE
HarryPotter: I AM A WIZARD
HarryPotter: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WIZARD DUEL
Eleven: But I'm not a wizard, I'm a Time Lord.
Eleven: And by the way, that escalated rather quickly.
Eleven: stop escalating
Eleven:
HarryPotter:
Eleven:
Eleven: you're not an escalator
HarryPotter: THAT DOESN'T MATTER
somerandomwhovian: Just eat a snickers harry!!!!!!!!!
HarryPotter: * eats snickers *
somerandomwhovian: Better?
Eleven: ??
somerandomwhovian: ??
HarryPotter: ..
HarryPotter: .. !
HarryPotter: Of course I'm not better. Dumbledore's hiding in his office, Hermione's being all emo, Ron's making out with Lavender Brown, some mad snake thing of Voldemort's is trying to kill people, Sirius is making life-threatening choices, one of us is probably going to be killed off because it's getting to that point in the story arc, and the next season of Sherlock isn't coming out for years.
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The Doctor Who Chatroom
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