Wait...Everyone's British?

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{somerandomwhovian has logged on}

{HarryPotter has logged on} 

{Eleven has logged on}

Somerandomwhovian: blimey

Eleven: blimey

HarryPotter: blimey

Eleven: O.o

Eleven: A WHOVIAN! RUN FOR COVER!

HarryPotter: Not my problem, mate :)

somerandomwhovian: can i ask you a question?

Eleven&harry: who?

somerandomwhovian: Not you harry, the Doctor

HarryPotter: well then

HarryPotter: so

HarryPotter: I SEE HOW IT IS

HarryPotter: I SAVE YOU FROM NOSY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

somerandomwhovian:

Eleven:

HarryPotter:

HarryPotter: ..

somerandomwhovian: Harry?

HarryPotter: Yes?!

somerandomwhovian: Eat a Snickers.

HarryPotter: WHY?

somerandomwhovian: You're not yourself.

Eleven: *snickers*

HarryPotter: Wait, are you eating a Snickers or snickering at me? Or just snickering?

Eleven: I'm eating fish fingers and custard

Eleven: duh

Eleven: * muggles *

HarryPotter: I AM NOT A MUGGLE

HarryPotter: I AM A WIZARD

HarryPotter: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WIZARD DUEL

Eleven: But I'm not a wizard, I'm a Time Lord.

Eleven: And by the way, that escalated rather quickly.

Eleven: stop escalating

Eleven:

HarryPotter:

Eleven:

Eleven: you're not an escalator

HarryPotter: THAT DOESN'T MATTER

somerandomwhovian: Just eat a snickers harry!!!!!!!!!

HarryPotter: * eats snickers *

somerandomwhovian: Better?

Eleven: ??

somerandomwhovian: ??

HarryPotter: ..

HarryPotter: .. !

HarryPotter: Of course I'm not better. Dumbledore's hiding in his office, Hermione's being all emo, Ron's making out with Lavender Brown, some mad snake thing of Voldemort's is trying to kill people, Sirius is making life-threatening choices, one of us is probably going to be killed off because it's getting to that point in the story arc, and the next season of Sherlock isn't coming out for years.

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