Time Lord Humor..Or Lack of It.

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{Ten has logged on} 

{Eleven has logged on} 

{Twelve has logged on}

Eleven: HEY WHY DID THE DALEK CROSS THE ROAD

Twelve: It didn't; don't be stupid. It levitated and destroyed cars and innocent travelers as it floated over the highway. 

Ten: ... 

Ten: I dunno, why? 

Twelve: I just told you why. 

Eleven: TO EXTERMINATE HUMANITY 

Eleven:

Eleven: 

Eleven: Come to think of it, that's not that funny. 

Ten: No, it isn't. 

Twelve: Whenever you say something that actually is funny, warn me beforehand so I don't die of shock... 

Ten: *cough * I wouldn't put it past you to die of a hearts-attack... *cough* 

Twelve: Don't think I didn't see your comment about my eyebrows! 

Ten: What comment....

Twelve: You warned me that I shouldn't 'facepalm', I might cut my hand on them. Thank you, I'm very proud of my eyebrows. 

Eleven: You probably go to the barbers especially to get them manicured! 

Twelve: ..... 

Twelve: You can't manicure eyebrows. 

Twelve: You're actually embarrassing... 

Twelve: I can't believe how far I've come. 

{Twelve has logged of} 

Ten: RIGHT that worked ... we got rid of the grump... ON TO JOKE NUMBER FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN! 

Eleven: HAHAHA IT'S YOUR TURN 

Ten: I WOULD MAKE ANOTHER CHEMISTRY JOKE..... 

Ten: BUT ALL THE GOOD ONES ARGON!! 

Eleven: BWAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD 

Eleven: Argon walks into a bar.. 

Eleven: And the barman says, get out! We don't allow noble gases here! 

Eleven: Guess what happens? 

Ten: WHAT 

Eleven: ARGON DOESN'T REACT 

Ten: HAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD XD XD 

{Martha has logged on} 

Eleven: Oh no-- 

Martha: Seriously? You're sitting around telling chemistry jokes? 

Martha: You guys need to get a life. 

Ten: I did! I've tried everything! Look, I'm on my tenth one! 

Eleven: HAHAHAAH 

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