The Doctor Who Chatroom

"LOL"

{Ten has logged on}

{Eleven has logged on}

Ten: Chinny!

Eleven: Sandshoes!

Ten: How are you?

Eleven: no no no, that's too boring, the question is...WHAT DID GEOFF GIVE YOU?? :-D

Ten: ........

Ten: Jeff who?

Eleven: Santa Claus? Geoff? No?

Ten: O.o Geoff! I REMEMBER GEOFF!!!!

Eleven: Lol!!!!!

Ten: Wait..do you even know what lol means?

Eleven: Course I do.

Ten: Well?

Eleven: Erm.... Licking old lolly-pops?

Ten: WHAT DO I TURN INTO

Ten: Actually, I don't know either...

{Ten has invited Rose}

{Ten has invited Rose again}

{TEN IS BEGINNING TO FREAK OUT}

{Rose has logged on}

Rose: oh, hey doctors!!!

Eleven: Don't read the rest of the chat if you want to preserve an unblemished opinion of our intelligence.

Rose: You guys are ridiculous.

Ten and Eleven: *facepalm*

{TheMaster has turned off invisibility mode}

TheMaster: *eats popcorn*

TheMaster: Want some?

Rose: Sure. *takes popcorn* The Doctors. Just the daily entertainment.

TheMaster: Lol

Rose: Please tell me that YOU know what lol means. Whoever you are.

TheMaster: .....

TheMaster: Laugh out loud.

TheMaster: I looked it up. >;-)

Rose: *facepalm*

TheMaster: You can't just text people if you're the prime minister.

Rose: Wait, you're the---?!

{TheMaster has logged off}

{Eleven has logged off to find him}

{Rose has logged off in confusion}

Ten: Access the computer mainframe, TARDIS. History on texting abbreviations.

TARDIS: Oooh, are we going somewhere?

Ten: Yes. I'm going back in time to prevent the creation of "lol."

TARDIS: Oh, come now, you've got to be publicly wrong sometimes. I won't tell anyone.

Ten: *sigh*

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{Missy has turned off invisibilty mode]

{TheMaster has turned off invisibility mode}

Missy: Master.

TheMaster: Mistress.

Missy: How are you? What have you been up to?

TheMaster: Oh, you know, the usual. Drums. Insanity.

Missy: Hmph. That's nothing.

TheMaster: NO IT ISN'T

Missy: Yes it is.

TheMaster: IT IS NOT

Missy: YES IT IS

TheMaster: IT IS NOT!!!!

Missy: Laughable, really.

TheMaster: HOW DARE Y--actually, you know what, this could go on for a while. Enjoy your gender change.

Missy: I will. Enjoy being boring, blondie.

TheMaster: Fine then.

Missy: Fine.

{TheMaster has logged off}

Missy: Don't know where he gets it from. Honestly.

{Missy has logged off}

{SH has turned off invisibilty mode}

SH: DOCTOR. WHO ARE YOU?????

SH: DOCTOR I WILL FIND YOU.....

SH: I'm chatting with no one in a deserted chatroom. How productive. The inefficiency of rambling extraterrestial conversation is beginning to wear off on me.

SH: I WILL FIND YOU....