{EVERYONE has logged on!}
DALEK: WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
Cyberman: You will listen. You will listen.
Ten: Oh, shut up, Cybie, let the Pepper-pot speak.
The Master: Surprise!
Missy: I love surprises!
The Master: Especially nasty surprises!
Missy: Yes, the sort involving death!
Maleficent: We've decided to end your miserable existence. To do you a favor.
The Master: Come to the Dark Side. We have Loki.
Loki: WOO HOOOO
Darth Vader: All of the galaxies will be under our command.
Voldemort: The Boy Who Lives will die!
Malekith: The universe will return to darknes—-
Amy: HANG ON
TheVillains: ..
The Master: Sorry?
Amy: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE BLOODY HECK IS GOING ON ?
Moriarty: We're taking over! :-D
Amy: WHO???
Everyone:
Amy:
Everyone:
Amy: WELL??
Eleven: The 'Villains'. Can't you tell?
Ten: * sigh *
Ten: *stares dramatically into the distance*
Ten: I should've known this was coming.
Rose: Now, Doctor, I won't have any of your staring dramatically into the distance.
Twelve: Idiots. All the times they've tried to 'take over' have failed. Villains don't lose because they're villains, they lose because they're stupid.
Moriarty: No. I can still have you murdered from my couch.
Twelve: And I can obliterate your existence from all of Time and Space with a kettle and a piece of string.
Missy: Oh, isn't he funny?
Missy: He's so funny
Missy: Can we keep him?
DALEK: NO
DALEK: THE DOCTOR IS NOT NECESSARY. YOU WILL ALL BE EXTERMINATED. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINAAAATEEE!!!
Voldemort: Let the War begin!!!!!
Rory: Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
TheVillains:
Rory:
TheVillains:
Rory:
TheVillains: What.
Rory: Sorry, it's just
Rory: I'm still not really sure what's going on.
Nine: Villains. Taking over. Savvy?
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