The Doctor Who Chatroom

The Depressed Silence

{thebrilliantone has logged on} 

{theattractiveone has logged on} 

thebrilliantone: Hello, Fred! 

theattractiveone: Hello, George! 

thebrilliantone: Do you want to go make some additions to the Skiving Snackboxes? 

{theattractiveone has changed his name to Fred} 

Fred: Nawww, let's watch the fun. 

{thebrilliantone has changed his name to George} 

George: I don't see any fun. 

Fred: Ickle Ronny the prefect informed me that a bunch of lunatics log on here every so often and destruction happens. 

{Eleven has logged on} 

{Sherlock has logged on} 

{TheMaster has logged on} 

TheMaster: Knock knock!!! 

Eleven: DON'T ANSWER HIM 

Fred: Who's there? 

TheMaster: Do we 

George: Do we who? 

TheMaster: DOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOODOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOO 

{TheMaster has logged off} 

Eleven: .. 

Eleven: .... 

Eleven: . 

Eleven: Well then! 

Sherlock: It would seem, Doctor, that not only has your arch-frenemy created a Tumblr account, but your television show is becoming self-aware. 

{Rory has logged on} 

Rory: Is Amy on here? I can't find her. 

Sherlock: That's another thing. You appear to keep dying, Rory Williams. Upon your next death, would you mind if I let an associate of mine dissect you to see how you work? 

Rory: Ummm no? 

Sherlock: Why not? You'll be dead. 

Rory: I'd really rather not be dissected. But thanks. I think. 

George: By George, you were right Fred! 

Fred: Completely bonkers! 

Eleven: OH MY FEZ YOU CHAPS ARE MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS :D 

Eleven: THE HARRY POTTAH SERIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Eleven: MAH FAVE 

Fred: Do you have any idea what he's on about?

George: Not a clue. 

Eleven: I thought wizards didn't use technology? That's a Muggle thing, isn't it? 

George: Well, we thought we would fill in the plot hole -- 

Fred: -- with cement, you see. There was a conspicuous lack of-- 

George: -- tech, so we decided to buy computers. 

Sherlock: Hmm. 

Sherlock: Twins, apparently. And ginger.